# This Years Girl: The Neighbor of the Beast

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957 "2001-01-08T04:26:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/1 "2001-01-08T04:26:57Z")

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Damnit!! I meant to make this thread when you reached your 666th post, but I was too late.

This Years Girl- I see you are at 668. Maybe that’s not AS evil as 666, but anyway.

::helicopters fly in, with gremlin like creatures attached to the sides:: (think TW Zone)

::people in dark robes start sacrificing lambs/goats at the alter:: (Well, they have to euthanize the poor animals, this IS the neighbor of the beast, remember.)

Let’s be evil until the break of day!!! (The neighbor of the beast has to get up to go to his menial Dilbert esque office job in the morning, you know. For him, evil’s not full time.)

And no sacrificing black cats, the beast’s neighbor is too much of a softie for that.

Congrats, This Years Girl!! :p:):p:):p:):p:)

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/2 "2001-01-08T19:33:19Z")

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Hey!! No one has responded to this?! Come on, hasn’t This Years Girl read this yet? Sigh. I’m definitely bumping this.

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/3 "2001-01-08T23:10:35Z")

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Wow Zoggie! You’re the best; thanks!

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/4 "2001-01-08T23:12:34Z")

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By the way, that wasn’t sarcasm. You really are the best; seeing a thread with my name in it kinda made my day.

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/5 "2001-01-08T23:27:27Z")

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Awwww . . .

They’re so cuuute at 671 posts!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/6 "2001-01-09T00:17:23Z")

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Ah, no sweat. I know you’d do the same for me. I like making people’s days too. 🙂

Cute at 671? Yeah. Then they more than double and go to 6666 and become TRULY evil. Unruly…and you have to put 'em down.

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/7 "2001-01-09T01:22:47Z")

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Good for you 😃

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/8 "2001-01-09T01:26:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \*  
> \*\*Good for you 😃 \*\*

Indeed. 😃

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/9 "2001-01-09T02:49:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zoggie \*  
> \*\*Cute at 671? Yeah. Then they more than double and go to 6666 and become TRULY evil. Unruly…and you have to put 'em down. \*\*

Yeah, but how many people really have that good of a chance to get to post 6666? handy’s past it, and it’ll take me at LEAST 5 months to get there.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-years-girl-the-neighbor-of-the-beast/48957/10 "2001-01-09T02:59:36Z")

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Exactly my point. By that point, users rot away like the insides of unused apples. And they have to be, \<sob\> put down.

Oh don’t tell handy anything like that…He might be onto us.
