# Thongs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900 "2003-11-29T11:22:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/81 "2003-11-30T09:01:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*\*\* elfje \*\* Oooh Oooh I’m all of a dither, listen I don’t mind if you are starkers, I promise not to look at your face or ::erm:: other parts. > > Believe me I’m satisfied (almost) > > says another prayer, genuflects,crosses fingers AND toes and waits expectantly \*\* Well? what happened, where, who, what ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/82 "2003-11-30T09:02:15Z")
Spooga: you opened a thread called thongs. What’d you expect? Also I’m very drunk now. Probably the drunkest I’ve posted… damn ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/83 "2003-11-30T09:17:48Z")
Well you lot wendyrules/Chavadz, it’s just turned 9 on a Sunday morning here in Godzone, sun shining, coffee on. And its SPOGGA not SPOOGA fer chrissakes, drunk you may be but that’s no excuse ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/84 "2003-11-30T10:59:46Z")
LMAO Chavardz… may you well and truly indulge your senses with your drunkeness… Bless you child - (for you have become pissed) … _crosses self with inaccurate movements and realises that perhaps she, herself may be a little under the influence_ Spogga, NEVER and I mean NEVER would I call you “Spooga” - sounds too yucky to me… ummm don’t want to go there! So it’s early morning for you? Yeeww I’ve got to face that in around 10 hours’ time - 'tis merely 9.30pm here for me. Now… to keep on topic - which male members of this forum enjoy wearing thongs or G-strings?! (Just trying to keep on topic Spogga 😉_blows friendly peck on the cheek_) ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/85 "2003-11-30T11:09:42Z")
Well I wouldn’t wear the WENDY unless of course you have a pair you don’t want 😉 ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/86 "2003-11-30T11:10:54Z")
“them” :smack: ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/87 "2003-11-30T11:16:37Z")
LMAO Spogga… until I read your “corrective” post I must admit I was wondering what on earth “the Wendy” was!! :o As for a pair that I don’t want? Well… I think I might keep the ones I’ve got allowing for the days that it’s “Windy for Wendy Whilst Walking” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AussieGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@AussieGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AussieGuy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/88 "2003-11-30T11:31:15Z")
_Wanders in_ _looks around_ Well where I come from a thong is a form of footwear made of rubber! Come to think of it _those_ thongs are indeed good for spanking purposes:D But I must admit to being a tried and true “free baller”. I find it most comfortable to have my “jatz-crackers” just swinging au-naturale. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/89 "2003-11-30T12:22:33Z")
I think over here that foot wear is referred to as flip-flops. As they do. Flip-flop, I mean. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/90 "2003-11-30T12:54:39Z")
Hullo there AussieGuy! Welcome, fellow Awwrzz-tray-lee-ann! Come to think of it, I agree, a thong over here is well and truly a summer tradition… (footwear I mean :o ) But… spanking?!!.. You said “spanking” _WITH_ your thong, as opposed to spanking _WITHIN_ a thong? Dear oh dear! The mind boggles… not going there :eek: Moving right along… so you’re a “free-baller”? I reckon you’d be one of a few males that would admit to THAT! Well done for your honesty… So tell me, what made you decide to take the “plunge” and become a free-baller? (If you don’t mind me asking, that is!) 😉 elfje, I’ve never heard them called flip-flops before, but it DOES make sense! So Spogga, this is your thread…do you want to talk about lace and satin thongs that grace the bodies of a womanly form, or would you rather get down to the basics and talk about rubber footwear that makes rather bizarre sounds? I think I’ve said enough in here to last a lifetime. I may now keep quiet… _pauses_ then again…who knows?! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/91 "2003-11-30T13:00:39Z")
Spogga might be out of action for a while. I just sent him a pic of my ass, so he’s either drooling over the keyboard, or trying to burn out his eyes, depending on what he thought of it. give him some time 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/92 "2003-11-30T14:35:37Z")
LOL elfje… You be one nawdy girl then, if you sent Spogga your pic!!! No doubt he WILL be laying across his keyboard drooling and dribbing like some kind of incarnate being!!! Oi Spogga!!! Are you still with us?!! LOL 😃 ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/93 "2003-11-30T16:11:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elfje \* > \*\*Spogga might be out of action for a while. > > I just sent him a pic of my ass, so he’s either drooling over the keyboard, or trying to burn out his eyes, depending on what he thought of it. > > give him some time > > 😃 \*\* Me here, so this pic then, WHERE IS IT 'COS I AINT GOT IT ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/94 "2003-11-30T16:54:43Z")
hmmm, I did send it, and I didn’t get a bounce message. strange. Did you at least get my email? ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/95 "2003-11-30T17:00:56Z")
ELFJE: No email no nuffink, I’ve emailed you tho’ my God the pressure! ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/96 "2003-11-30T17:11:45Z")
yep, mailed you back already, attached the pic again. file is quite big, though. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/97 "2003-11-30T17:17:34Z")
Man, I wish a discussion of MY ass was enough to fuel a thread into its second page… ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/98 "2003-11-30T17:20:19Z")
I never found thongs comfortable, but to achieve the no panty line look, g-strings are okay. ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/99 "2003-11-30T17:21:03Z")
this hasn’t been about just the one ass, but about female asses in thongs. But if you wish, we could discuss your ass in detail. Tell us about it. Go on. Don’t be shy. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/100 "2003-11-30T17:25:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elfje \* > \*\*yep, mailed you back already, attached the pic again. > file is quite big, though. \*\* That is one mighty fine pic, I have a new screen saver Woo Hoo. ::pant, pant, dribble, slobber, aaaagggghhhh!!!😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900.md?page=6)