# Thongs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900 "2003-11-29T11:22:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/121 "2003-12-01T20:19:28Z")
That’s much better **spogga** … now about those pics, how much were you thinking of? ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/122 "2003-12-01T22:39:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*No No you do not under any circumstances keep your pics, you forward them to me in accordance with Rule 1 (a) which reads as follows: > > Pics of naked/semi clothed ladies shall be forwarded to spogga who will cast his discerning eye over them and thank the sender within 10 (ten) minutes of receipt. > > so hurry up \*\* Well **Spogga** , me being a girl that always adheres to Rule 1(a), I will do as you bid. You’re just gonna have to wait a few more hours… (nothing like building to a huuuuge crescendo!) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/123 "2003-12-02T02:43:07Z")
**Wendy** , if I where you I wouldn´t talk about naked pics and nudie crescendos at the same time. Something about a huge groing just seems like to much a tease. On the other hand, I feel neglected. Again. Ah, such is the life of an artist. What? I´m an engineer? Crickey. I should have been a dactor/artist. Then I´d get all the babes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/124 "2003-12-02T02:43:34Z")
**Wendy** , if I where you I wouldn´t talk about naked pics and huge crescendos at the same time. Something about a huge groing just seems like to much a tease. On the other hand, I feel neglected. Again. Ah, such is the life of an artist. What? I´m an engineer? Crickey. I should have been a dactor/artist. Then I´d get all the babes. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/125 "2003-12-02T02:45:47Z")
**I** didn´t send that double post. My freudian twin sent the non-proofread copy. I formally deny any invlovement with that post. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/126 "2003-12-02T02:56:07Z")
Man. You could practically start a cyberporn career, here. “As Seen On The Straight Dope Message Board!!!” ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/127 "2003-12-02T03:33:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wendyrules \* > \*\*Well **Spogga** , me being a girl that always adheres to Rule 1(a), I will do as you bid. You’re just gonna have to wait a few more hours… (nothing like building to a huuuuge crescendo!) 😉 \*\* G’day me little beauty, I’m off to jolly old work shortly and confidently expect said pics to be waiting for me after I have finished trudging the cold lonely streets. Have a tinnie on me ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/128 "2003-12-02T05:53:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chavardz \* > \*\ ***Wendy** , if I where you I wouldn´t talk about naked pics and nudie crescendos at the same time. Something about a huge groing just seems like to much a tease. > > On the other hand, I feel neglected. Again. Ah, such is the life of an artist. What? I´m an engineer? Crickey. I should have been a dactor/artist. Then I´d get all the babes. 😉 \*\* Surely you are mistaken Chavardz? I didn’t say anything about naked pics! I guess the use of the word “crescendo” was a poor choice, on reflection :eek: I retract that statement 😃 As for the double post, I thought that was to reinforce your point! **Master Wang-Ka** , I can assure you I will certainly not venture into a cyberporn career here or anywhere else! I am waaayyy too much of a lady! 😛 Well, **spogga**. the said pic is probably waiting for you right now. Once having laid your eyes upon my feminine form, you will no doubt want to get back out and trudge those cold and lonely streets in the hope of erasing the visual image from your mind forever _evil laugh_ Also, _cheers_ (having a tinnie right now) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/129 "2003-12-02T06:18:16Z")
OK spogga, you should have received it. Now, you realise that you have to return the favour. I expect to receive your pic post-haste! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/130 "2003-12-02T08:58:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chavardz \* > \*\* > > On the other hand, I feel neglected. Again. Ah, such is the life of an artist. What? I´m an engineer? Crickey. I should have been a dactor/artist. Then I´d get all the babes. 😉 \*\* really? my bf’s an engineer… never heard him complain! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/131 "2003-12-02T10:31:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by elfje_ > **really? > my bf’s an engineer… > never heard him complain!** AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!!! What the hell have I done to deserve this? ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/132 "2003-12-02T10:41:56Z")
Now now, Chavardz, just take your medication and all will be well, once again! Oh, and of course, don’t forget to have a drink or five! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/133 "2003-12-02T10:43:13Z")
Can’t, remember? No drinks till wednesday night. ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/134 "2003-12-02T10:45:24Z")
That’s right! I forgot (I must drink too much LOL)… Well if it’s any consolation, I’ll have a couple for you. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/135 "2003-12-02T10:46:29Z")
It’s actually not. I’m having fried rice and a beer would be too good for words. ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/136 "2003-12-02T10:47:36Z")
P.S. You are evil! Sent an e-mail your way 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/137 "2003-12-02T10:51:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chavardz \* > \*\*P.S. You are evil! > > Sent an e-mail your way 😉 \*\* Yes, thankyou, received, read and responded 😉 Evil?.. Me?.. Nah! You’ve got the wrong wendyrules, I’m afraid! ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/138 "2003-12-02T10:56:16Z")
I could have sworn I had the right one. Sorry to have bothered you, I’ll go look for the evil one someplace else! ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/139 "2003-12-02T11:06:11Z")
Yep, you’re right. The evil one wears glittering G-strings and jewel-encrusted thongs! _attempts to bring topic back into existence_ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2003, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/140 "2003-12-02T11:31:04Z")
Glittering G-Strings and Jewel-encrusted thongs? Did you just come from the [Babes with swords](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=226426) thread? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900.md?page=8)