# Thongs **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2003, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900 "2003-11-29T11:22:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/161 "2003-12-03T05:38:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*CAVARDZ: I’ve emailed wendyrules, no answer thus far and I’m devastated, DEVASBLOODTSTATED I tell you ☹ \*\* Ok spogga… check your emails again! Chavardz, you were quite right in assuming I was asleep. Slumbering peacefully, indeed. By the way, this is the EVIL wendy back again! Little Miss-Goody-Two-Shoes-wendy would never send pics to anyone! LOL Now, back to topic… ummm… OpalCat, do you still wear thongs and G’s even though your exotic dancing days are over? ---
**Author:** ![Chavardz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Chavardz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chavardz)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/162 "2003-12-03T06:18:52Z")
> [@](#): > > _Posted by wendyrules_ > **OpalCat, do you still wear thongs and G’s even though your exotic dancing days are over?** See **opal**? People want to know! And you can monger my attention anytime… it’s not that really focused… mmmm Pie! ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/163 "2003-12-03T12:27:21Z")
\*\* wendyrules \*\* I got ‘em, boy you sure are one fine looking lady…the guy with you is one ugly sod tho’, I’m glad he’s only on one of the pics. Will email you Mwaa ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/164 "2003-12-03T13:14:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*Steel? It’s been done. I’ve seen chainmail thongs. > > \*\* what about the “pearl” thong? Designed to stimulate the clitoris while you walk? I’ve seen them, and I must say they look damn uncomfortable to me. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/165 "2003-12-03T13:19:31Z")
\*\* elfje \*\* Tell me your size and I’ll send you a cheque so you can buy one. [size1]Terms and conditions apply [/size] ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/166 "2003-12-03T13:21:29Z")
Should read terms and condition apply [:smack :] ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/167 "2003-12-03T13:44:10Z")
thanks, but no thanks. To me, they’d feel like torture. I’m very sensitive _blush_ ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/168 "2003-12-03T13:51:53Z")
\*\* elfje \*\* Where the hell is your spirit of adventure? The seeking of knowledge? The onward progression of womankind. My God, Emily Pankhurst must be spinning in her grave 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elfje](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19b73/32.png) [@elfje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfje)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/169 "2003-12-03T13:56:00Z")
oh, nothing wrong with my sense of adventure, I just draw the line at torture, that’s all. And without having to try them on, I _know_ they’re going to be painful. And I’ll leave the enjoying of pain up to the masochists. ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/170 "2003-12-03T21:16:47Z")
Wow, it seems the pictures are flying fast and furious– **spogga** , you lucky guy! It makes me wonder if I post a jock strap thread, would I get some studly male dopers to send me pics, too? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/171 "2003-12-03T22:42:53Z")
Glad you got the pics spogga! elfje, one thing that springs to mind with regard to the "pearl"thong, if I were to purchase one I would hope to God that it wasn’t one that had been previously bought by someone only to have been returned for a refund. A pre-worn “pearler” certainly has no appeal to me! Yeeeewwww! I must admit, I couldn’t imagine doing too much walking around if I were to wear one! (Although the grin on my face might be rather huge!) 😃 :o Great idea, lauramarlane. Get that jockstrap thread a’happening! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/172 "2003-12-04T01:47:55Z")
Do I wear thongs? Yes. G-strings? No–they’re incredibly uncomfortable as they inevitably give you cameltoe. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/173 "2003-12-04T03:54:22Z")
With regular jogging, you do it because it feels so good when you stop. With pearl thong jogging, you stop because it feels so good. Our next sports craze among women? I think so! ---
**Author:** ![wendyrules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85e7bf/32.png) [@wendyrules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wendyrules)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/174 "2003-12-04T06:29:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spogga \* > \*\*\*\* wendyrules \*\* I got ‘em, boy you sure are one fine looking lady…the guy with you is one ugly sod tho’, I’m glad he’s only on one of the pics. > > Will email you > > Mwaa \*\* **spogga** , I forgot to say that “one ugly sod” is Alice Cooper, as I mentioned in my earlier email. Perhaps you don’t know who Alice Cooper is? Well he’s certainly ageing rather poorly, that’s for sure!! 😃 As for your comment regarding my thong, my response is included in my email! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![whippingboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/54ee81/32.png) [@whippingboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whippingboy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/175 "2003-12-04T12:48:35Z")
So is it more comfortable to be closely shaved / trimmed than a bit bushy … my ex never wore any sort of underwear unless she was shaven …because to quote her directly … them damn things try to pull the buggers out so I’m saving them the bother ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/176 "2003-12-04T13:04:18Z")
Okay, **wendyrules** (and any other interested dopers), I’ve started [the thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=227145) ! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/177 "2003-12-04T17:38:43Z")
Dammit I wanna see pictures too~ ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/178 "2003-12-04T17:51:45Z")
…so the doctor told her to quit wearing thongs for a week and see if it cleared up. When she came back a week later she reported, “The Thong is Ended but the Malady Lingers on”… ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/179 "2003-12-04T23:51:15Z")
**dutchboy208** , There NEEDS to be an easier way to post picture links for topics such as this. Darnit. I can`t believe that with the 87bajillion members we have that not one has yet to offer to host as a picture server for the SDMB. I would if I had the slightest knowledge as to how. It`d be worth just it for such occasions. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900/180 "2003-12-04T23:53:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by OpalCat \* > \*\*Do I wear thongs? Yes. G-strings? No–they’re incredibly uncomfortable as they inevitably give you cameltoe. \*\* I`d like to see proof, got any pics? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thongs/215900.md?page=10)