# THOR: Ragnarok- Seen It!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 3, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574 "2017-11-03T03:58:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2017, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/203 "2017-11-29T23:55:42Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> Jabba was quite clearly making \*sexual \*advances on both that Rancor-victim dancer and Leia.

> [@Chronos](#):
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> Yes, to show off the fact that he was able to get away with doing so.

He would be so fired for this today…

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/204 "2017-11-30T05:53:53Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Yes, to show off the fact that he was able to get away with doing so.

I disagree. He’s clearly portrayed as a gross sex predator. It’s \*also \*a power thing, sure.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/205 "2017-11-30T13:42:16Z")

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I just can’t buy that Jabba has any genuine sexual attraction to Leia and the Twilek dancer. It’d be as weird a fetish as a human who finds slugs sexy. And who not only finds slugs sexy, but finds the specific slugs that slugs themselves would consider attractive to be especially sexy. Even if there might in history have been one or two people for whom that’s true, it’s far more common for powerful men to use sex as a status symbol. Why assume that it’s a combination of power and sex, when the power part alone can explain it, and the sex part would be so bizarre?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/206 "2017-11-30T22:17:22Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I just can’t buy that Jabba has any genuine sexual attraction to Leia and the Twilek dancer. It’d be as weird a fetish as a human who finds slugs sexy. And who not only finds slugs sexy, but finds the specific slugs that slugs themselves would consider attractive to be especially sexy. Even if there might in history have been one or two people for whom that’s true, it’s far more common for powerful men to use sex as a status symbol. Why assume that it’s a combination of power and sex, when the power part alone can explain it, and the sex part would be so bizarre?

There _are_ humans who have slug fetishes. Hell, there’s Jabba the Hutt porn on the internet right now. Moreover, there’s a really long tradition in pulp science fiction of gross aliens who want our women for immoral purposes. Jabba was pretty clearly a nod to all those Amazing Stories covers that had some hideous, tentacled thing literally drooling over a woman in a strategically ripped blouse.

> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Can you tell us more about Janna the LGBTQ Hutt, who apparently goes by “Ge/Gim/Gis”?

Stupid phone keyboard.

But actually, this brings to mind a good example to illustrate the difference between a character being _written_ as queer, versus being _portrayed_ as queer. When LucasFilm launched the CGI _Clone Wars_ TV show, they led it off with a story that introduced [Ziro the Hutt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GGP7pgCyAc). Who is basically Truman Capote as a giant space slug. Canonically, at least when this was made, Hutts are hermaphrodites, each member having both male and female reproductive organs. So talking about Hutts in terms of “gay” or “straight” doesn’t really work. The character, clearly, can’t be _written_ as gay, because that doesn’t make sense for his species.

On the other hand, _listen to how he speaks_! You don’t say, “Make him so he sounds like Truman Capote,” (which apparently was Lucas literal suggestion) without implying something about the characters sexuality - even when that implied sexuality doesn’t make sense for the way the character’s written. He’s portrayed using a number of stereotypes that have long been short hand for, “We can’t come out and say it, but this guy is totally gay.”

That’s what’s going on with the reaction some people are having to the Grandmaster in Ragnarok. Is the character gay within the fiction of the story? If you went up to the character and said, “Hey, you into dudes or what?” I have no idea what he’d say. But he’s being portrayed in a way that says “queer” pretty clearly, at least to a lot of people.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/207 "2017-12-01T03:00:46Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> That’s what’s going on with the reaction some people are having to the Grandmaster in Ragnarok. Is the character gay within the fiction of the story? If you went up to the character and said, “Hey, you into dudes or what?” I have no idea what he’d say. But he’s being portrayed in a way that says “queer” pretty clearly, at least to a lot of people.

I really didn’t get a gay vibe off the Grandmaster. I got a Jeff Goldblum vibe off him. Very, very Jeff Goldblum. Does this mean Jeff Goldblum is gay or acts that way?

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/208 "2017-12-01T03:37:15Z")

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> [@Terminus\_Est](#):
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> I really didn’t get a gay vibe off the Grandmaster. I got a Jeff Goldblum vibe off him. Very, very Jeff Goldblum. Does this mean Jeff Goldblum is gay or acts that way?

If you didn’t get a queer vibe off him, you didn’t get a queer vibe off him. I’m not saying that that this is the only correct way to read his performance, I’m just trying to explain the difference between a character who reads as gay, and a character who is written as gay, and why objections like, “He’s not even human!” only apply to the former, not the latter.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/209 "2017-12-01T03:58:14Z")

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Well, he was certainly written as a hedonist, no matter how you interpret “written as”. What specifically is pleasurable to him, though, we don’t know, beyond the obvious of “getting lots of attention”.

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**Author:** ![Harrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@Harrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harrington)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/210 "2017-12-01T07:51:59Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> In the final battle scene on the rainbow bridge, Banner made the sacrifice of summoning the Hulk. He did this knowing that he might never return (and at the end of the movie, he was in fact still the Hulk). But surprisingly none of the other characters acknowledged this sacrifice. I realize a lot of other people had died but I think it would have been a strong moment for Thor to have acknowledged Banner’s sacrifice, especially when he had earlier asked for it and had seen how much Banner feared this fate.

If I was The Hulk, and Thor came up to me at the end of the movie and said: “Hey, thank you for your sacrifice made for the benefit of me and Midgard,” I would have replied: “Bitch, What? You lost your eye, your family, your home, and your hammer. It was inevitable I would turn into The Hulk again at some point, and it’s far better I did it here, now, under your watchful eye and at a time when you needed me most. And heck, it’s for my benefit too, because if this Bitch doesn’t go down now, I’m going to have to deal with a more powerful, likely unstoppable, version of her later. And the “I’ve been The Hulk for two years now” thing could have likely been caused by that thing clinging to my neck. In short, Thor buddy, You’ve sacrifice much more than I have, and if not for your actions, I might have spent forever in those slave pits. Now, thanks to you, I have a chance. Sacrifice? You owe me no such courtesy.”

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/211 "2017-12-01T13:14:25Z")

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> [@Terminus\_Est](#):
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> I really didn’t get a gay vibe off the Grandmaster. I got a Jeff Goldblum vibe off him. Very, very Jeff Goldblum. Does this mean Jeff Goldblum is gay or acts that way?

Jeff Goldblum can play straight pickup artist Jeff Goldblum (Jurassic Park), gay Jeff Goldblum (Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou), or irrelevant orientation Jeff Goldblum (Thor). All of them are very, very, Jeff Goldblum. There’s no correlation between Jeff Goldblum-ness and sexual orientation.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/212 "2017-12-01T14:00:54Z")

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> [@Harrington](#):
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> “Bitch, What? You lost your eye, your family, your home, and your hammer. It was inevitable I would turn into The Hulk again at some point, and it’s far better I did it here, now, under your watchful eye and at a time when you needed me most. And heck, it’s for my benefit too, because if this Bitch doesn’t go down now, I’m going to have to deal with a more powerful, likely unstoppable, version of her later. And the “I’ve been The Hulk for two years now” thing could have likely been caused by that thing clinging to my neck. In short, Thor buddy, You’ve sacrifice much more than I have, and if not for your actions, I might have spent forever in those slave pits. Now, thanks to you, I have a chance. Sacrifice? You owe me no such courtesy.”

That’s an awfully large vocabulary and a very complex sentence structure for the Hulk.

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**Author:** ![Harrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@Harrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harrington)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/213 "2017-12-01T14:43:10Z")

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> [@amarinth](#):
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> That’s an awfully large vocabulary and a very complex sentence structure for the Hulk.

Ah yes, quite correct. It’s a translation. The actual text reads: RAAAAAAAAAAR! RAAAAAAAAAAR! RAAAAAAAAAR! RAAAAAAAAAAAR!

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/214 "2017-12-01T19:32:29Z")

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> [@Harrington](#):
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> And the “I’ve been The Hulk for two years now” thing could have likely been caused by that thing clinging to my neck.

I don’t remember the Hulk having a control-implant the way Thor did. Hulk fight because Hulk _like_ to fight, and Hulk strongest one there is.

I’m still unclear how Banner/Hulk, last seen in a Quinjet leaving Sokovia, somehow got into interstellar space.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/215 "2017-12-01T19:49:41Z")

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For that matter how did the rest of the former champions get to Sakaar? However they got there…that’s the way Hulk did. 😃

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/216 "2017-12-01T20:16:50Z")

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Because Sakaar was surrounded by portals that opened up all over the galaxy? That’s why garbage was raining down all the time.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/217 "2017-12-01T20:18:54Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> For that matter how did the rest of the former champions get to Sakaar? However they got there…that’s the way Hulk did. 😃

I’d speculate that Valkyrie abducted them. We saw that she abducted Thor on Sakarr and sold him to the Grandmaster, so it’s obviously something she does. And she said she had a starship. So while she got lucky and found Thor already on the planet, she normally has to go out to other planets and grab fighters.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/218 "2017-12-01T20:21:35Z")

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The question then becomes “How did the quinjet get to Sakaar?” It’s doubtful Valkyrie would take it along if she was grabbing Banner from Earth. So it had to get to a portal somehow.

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/219 "2017-12-01T20:22:31Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> Because Sakaar was surrounded by portals that opened up all over the galaxy? That’s why garbage was raining down all the time.

That actually makes Man-Thing’s face on the tower very appropriate. His swamp contained “the Nexus of All Realities,” which was pretty much the same thing.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/220 "2017-12-01T20:29:58Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> Jeff Goldblum can play straight pickup artist Jeff Goldblum (Jurassic Park), gay Jeff Goldblum (Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou), or irrelevant orientation Jeff Goldblum (Thor). All of them are very, very, Jeff Goldblum. There’s no correlation between Jeff Goldblum-ness and sexual orientation.

I feel like this needs to be on surveys now.

Name  
Sexual orientation  
Gender identification  
Jeff Goldblumness

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/221 "2017-12-01T20:36:32Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> I feel like this needs to be on surveys now.
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> Name  
> Sexual orientation  
> Gender identification  
> Jeff Goldblumness

Requisite [link to 12 second Community](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjZuzC7IQfY) clip.

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**Author:** ![Harrington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac8455/32.png) [@Harrington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harrington)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2017, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thor-ragnarok-seen-it/800574/222 "2017-12-02T07:57:53Z")

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> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#):
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> I don’t remember the Hulk having a control-implant the way Thor did. Hulk fight because Hulk _like_ to fight, and Hulk strongest one there is.

Ah ok, I guess I’m misremembering and just presumed they must have done something to keep him like that, for sport and entertainment.

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