Wouldn’t a psychic know when and where they’re needed and not have regular hours? Or have a network of on-call psychics to handle calls at any hour?
Call me up.
I’ll tell your fortune.
I have that eightball thingy.
It’s never wrong.
We’ll double check with the Ouiji(msp, I’m sure) board.
Easy peasy.
Some psychic actually did predict a plague that would happen in 2020. Early enough to get it into a book.
However, she predicted that it would just disappear after a couple of months.
Some psychic predicted a plague would happen in every year since plagues were invented.
True. I only remember that because several DJs were talking about it early on, emphasizing the part of the prediction that it would end quicly and mysteriously.
And i was shouting at the radio essentially what you said.
“Sister psychic, won’t you tell me, does it ever get better? Can you really see the future, or just predict the weather…”
Are those who correctly state that ‘psychics are phoney’ actually psychic themselves? 
Ha, Nostradamus predicted Covid-19:
“In the feeble lists, great calamity through America and Lombardy. The fire in the ship, plague and captivity; Mercury in Sagittarius, Saturn warning.”
“The fire in the ship” undoubtedly refers to coronavirus outbreaks on board cruise ships.
Does it say “in year x there will be a severe storm somewhere in the world”?
The answer will cost 29.95. The answer you want to hear can be had for 79.95.
Hey! I live in Lombard! Made famous by Nostradamus, sorta.
Ouija, from the French (“oui”) and German (“ja”) words for yes.