# Those EYES! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 21, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710 "2011-05-21T20:01:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/1 "2011-05-21T20:01:21Z")
[Callista Gingrich](http://kaystreet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/newt-gingrich-and-callista-gingrich.jpg) [Michelle Bachmann](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/TBHFIq2QRWI/AAAAAAAA0RM/mJOnH8KhccA/s1600/bachmann.jpg) [Sarah](http://www.politicususa.com/wp-content/uploads/palin-crazy-eyes1.png) [Palin](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mupm2BmIjtc/S8X49eaBmoI/AAAAAAAALis/W3PtDlcCbhA/s400/palin+crazy+eyes2.jpg) [Lisbeth Lyons](http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lisbeth-lyons-picture.jpg) [Charles Manson](http://law2.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/manson/manson1.jpg) [Jared Lee Loughner](http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/01/10/0110-jared-lee-loughner-bn-credit.jpg) (A couple of those are from blogs. If the links don’t work, copy the url and paste.) ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/2 "2011-05-21T20:21:20Z")
You need to post a warning on that first one. Startled me enough to make me choke on my coffee. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/3 "2011-05-21T20:27:14Z")
What is it with right wing women and their penchant for surprise buttsecks? I suppose it gives them credible deniability, but the after-effect stays on their faces for hours. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/4 "2011-05-21T20:32:48Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > What is it with right wing women and their penchant for surprise buttsecks? To be fair, there are left-wing women with crazy eyes too. [Samantha Power](http://www.moonbattery.com/samantha_power_crazy_eyes.jpg) (Obama advisor) ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/5 "2011-05-21T20:35:54Z")
What do you expect when you stare into the heart of evil? ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/6 "2011-05-21T20:39:29Z")
I think they’re trying too hard to look sincere for the camera–it’s the opposite of “shifty, squinty” eyes. Or maybe they’re just on drugs. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/7 "2011-05-21T21:18:30Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > [Callista Gingrich](http://kaystreet.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/newt-gingrich-and-callista-gingrich.jpg) Hey, if you were married to Newt Gingrich, wouldn’t you poke out your eyes and replace them with fakes? ---
**Author:** ![classyladyhp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@classyladyhp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/classyladyhp)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/8 "2011-05-21T21:22:55Z")
Am I crazy here? I don’t see a problem with Michelle’s eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/9 "2011-05-21T21:25:53Z")
How about [this](http://www.osomin.com/msbatboy.jpg) [one](http://www.osomin.com/batboy.jpg)? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/10 "2011-05-21T22:39:38Z")
Is it just me, or is Sarah saying “fuck all of you” in that photo? ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2011, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/11 "2011-05-21T23:01:28Z")
> [@congodwarf](#): > > You need to post a warning on that first one. Startled me enough to make me choke on my coffee. 😃 Yeah, that was something else! I scared the shit out of my cats with the burst of laughter… Joe ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/12 "2011-05-22T02:39:16Z")
[Rebecca Kleefisch](http://www.rebeccaforreal.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/teal-headshot1.jpg), Scott Walker’s Lt. Gov. in Wisconsin. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/13 "2011-05-22T02:48:45Z")
I was really expecting links from [this site](http://chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/14 "2011-05-22T03:57:31Z")
Callista Gingrich = A Stepford Wife? Q ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/15 "2011-05-22T04:01:01Z")
The problem with Michelle’s eyes are the pupils, IMO. They look like she’s stoned. Q ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/16 "2011-05-22T04:01:09Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > Callista Gingrich = A Stepford Wife? > > Q That was exactly my first impression. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/17 "2011-05-22T04:08:18Z")
Jesus! I just looked at the Gingrich photo. I half expect her next move to be chewing Newt’s head off, literally… ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/18 "2011-05-22T04:11:02Z")
> [@Quasimodem](#): > > The problem with Michelle’s eyes are the pupils, IMO. They look like she’s stoned. > > Q Back to this post once more. I based my pupillary observation on the fact that bright light would cause them to _dilate_, and those (as well as a couple of others) aren’t. IANAD, however, so this is just my opinion. Q ---
**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/19 "2011-05-22T04:13:24Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Jesus! I just looked at the Gingrich photo. I half expect her next move to be chewing Newt’s head off, literally… A little lipstick on the teeth, **jayjay** , and you’d have nailed that effect!😉 Thanks Q ---
**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2011, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710/20 "2011-05-22T04:27:47Z")
[Guy Boucher](http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_nhl_experts__65/ept_sports_nhl_experts-191927160-1275971311.jpg?ymvr1QDDWiJ4Mrge) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-eyes/582710.md?page=2)