# Those old Coca Cola ads freak me out

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 23, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554 "2006-10-23T14:18:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/21 "2006-10-24T21:51:52Z")

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Dunno about y’all, but the unnaturally rosy cheeks on the wimmen make me want to do a :rolleyes: every time I see them.

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**Author:** ![bughunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aeb1de/32.png) [@bughunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bughunter)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/22 "2006-10-24T22:19:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Zoe]  
At least the women look healthy.  
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That was my impression as well.

And I bet not a one of them is waxed, pierced, or tattooed, either.

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**Author:** ![Bobotheoptimist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/919ad9/32.png) [@Bobotheoptimist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobotheoptimist)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/23 "2006-10-24T22:27:15Z")

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[QUOTE=msmith537]  
[Mmm!! Zeees Cola iz sehr gut!](http://cghs.dade.k12.fl.us/holocaust/jugen.jpg)

[Similarities?](http://www.scanraptor.com/cabernet/ccolaads7/pages/p-Coca_Cola_175.htm)  
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IANAD, but the girl in the second ad seems to be suffering from an advanced case of rosacea, poor dear.

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**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/24 "2006-10-24T22:58:08Z")

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[QUOTE=msmith537]  
[Mmm!! Zeees Cola iz sehr gut!](http://cghs.dade.k12.fl.us/holocaust/jugen.jpg)

[Similarities?](http://www.scanraptor.com/cabernet/ccolaads7/pages/p-Coca_Cola_175.htm)  
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Yes, very similar. But is that cola in the Nazi can? I’m not so sure it’s Coke following the Nazis as it is the reverse. I think it was a common way to advertise. And fascisim is the convergence of corporatism and government.

While I also find the ads unnerving, it seems to me like they could be exaggerations of Norman Rockwell. (That Norman Rockwell Gemütlichkeit!)

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/25 "2006-10-25T03:14:53Z")

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[QUOTE=guizot]  
Yes, very similar. But is that cola in the Nazi can?  
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I noticed what appears to be a slot on the top of the can, leading me to believe that this is a poster encouraging people to cheerfully give their spare change when the smiling Hitler Youth member knocks on their front door asking for donations. I seem to remember UNICEF or some similar organization distributing cans like that for collecting donations door-to-door.

As I don’t read German, I can’t say whether the text in the image supports or refutes my hypothesis.

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**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/26 "2006-10-25T03:24:47Z")

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_Jugendherbergen und heime_

One of the on-line translators says it means “Youth-inns and homes”

That is, the girl seems to be seeking donations for youth hostels or youth camps or some such. For indoctrination purposes, no doubt.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/27 "2006-10-25T03:58:23Z")

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Phew! Thought I’d never find this article again…

Anyway, with all the Nazi comments floating around, I was put in mind of [this story](http://commercial-archive.com/508.php) about the apparent “borrowing” of a Nazi poster for a modern supermarket ad. Nazi meat!

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/28 "2006-10-25T13:49:53Z")

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More happy 1950s people: [They’re Happy Because They Eat Lard](http://www.njdiners.com/images/salad/lard.gif)

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/29 "2006-10-25T14:07:04Z")

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From Fark: [I’m not sure what part of this picture is the creepiest](http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/cello54a.jpg).

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**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/30 "2006-10-25T17:48:17Z")

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Re. the WWII G.I.'s enjoying a Coke, that was very true. Uncle Sam made a great effort to send vast quantities of comfort items like Coca-Cola to the boys overseas, to a degree where it evoked the disbelief of our Allies and enemies.

In An Army at Dawn, Rick Atkinson writes of how the U.S. supply chain went a _bit_ out of whack in the North African campaign, with boxcars’ worth of shoes, peanut butter and countless crates of Coca-Cola delivered. The British frickin’ couldn’t believe it – a most impressive, seemingly unlimited wealth of materiel, but distributed without an apparent grain of common sense!

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/31 "2006-10-25T18:46:52Z")

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I actually love Coca-Cola ads…if you look across the history of the product, I think their advertising is an incredible representation of all phases of Amercian culture. The ones from the 50s may seem a little “Stepford Wife-ish,” but that’s how everything was portrayed in the 50s…wholesome and attractive.

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**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/32 "2006-10-25T19:18:14Z")

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[QUOTE=asterion]  
From Fark: [I’m not sure what part of this picture is the creepiest](http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/cello54a.jpg).  
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OMG!!! I am so going to have bad dreams about that little girl. She looks like a demented Cindy from the Brady Bunch.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/33 "2006-10-25T19:38:40Z")

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I learned the other day that [Marlene Dietrich smokes Lucky Strike](http://home.snafu.de/fright.night/hp/lucky-stryke.jpg) because it’s milder than any othe brand. Accompanied by the catchy slogan:

**L.S./M.F.T** - Lucky Strike means fine tobacco

So round, so firm, so fully packed - so free and easy on the draw

Also that three (unnamed) independent laboratories have confirmed this intelligence: Lucky Strike is milder than all other cigarettes. (One wonders how they tested this.)

And that cheerleaders prefer Lucky Strike to other brands! With a little poem to prove it.

“IT’S TOASTED!”

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**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/34 "2006-10-25T20:35:08Z")

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What I found interesting was the painting style used. All those teeth are brighter-than-white – but only sketched in, with little detail. The folds in the clothing: the shadows are right, but it’s low in detail, impressionistic almost. But ah – the product, the \*product! \* Lovingly detailed, with fine brush strokes and subtle shading. The relections in the glass bottle are almost photo-realistic, and even the small amount of foam at the top of the fluid is captured.

BTW, I laughed out loud at the “sausagefest” comment.

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**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2006, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-coca-cola-ads-freak-me-out/377554/35 "2006-10-26T02:54:05Z")

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[QUOTE=asterion]  
From Fark: [I’m not sure what part of this picture is the creepiest](http://www.plan59.com/images/JPGs/cello54a.jpg).  
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Jesus CHRIST. :eek: :eek: :eek:

You said it, dude.

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