# Those Old Navy Xmas commercials...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-navy-xmas-commercials/279077>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 10, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-navy-xmas-commercials/279077 "2004-12-10T05:05:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Cuckoorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cuckoorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cuckoorex)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-navy-xmas-commercials/279077/21 "2004-12-12T07:53:44Z")

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Apparently you can [watch them live](http://www.oldnavy.com/asp/promo/3844_carolers.asp) or even join in with them. Should be able to tell if it’s lip-synched, hm?

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-navy-xmas-commercials/279077/22 "2004-12-12T13:34:19Z")

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> [@Mullinator](#):
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> The little boy in front is a robot, right? He has to be, or my entire world will collapse around me. He has no discernable humanity at all. When I look at him, it’s like my eyes slide right off of him and I am left with the feeling that I saw something evil but I can’t quite remember what it was.

Amen, that little spawn of evil is a talentless hack. He is a blatant eye candy plug if I ever saw one. Cannot even pretend to singing. It takes a great deal of effort not to throw something at the TV. Damn Old Navy. They could not even get a good evil toad for the position. No great Satan there. He is an imp nothing more, the kind they use to manually clear the sewer lines in hell.

Now, the young lass in the middle, I am drawn to those eyes. Find me a woman with those eyes over the drinking age and I too would be riveted to the screen.

OK I still am riveted to the screen, only because I want pretty eyes girl to strangle the brat in front of her. Honest!

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [December 25, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-old-navy-xmas-commercials/279077/23 "2004-12-25T13:55:30Z")

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Every time I see one of those commercials, I am so glad I don’t keep a gun by my TV.

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