# Those unforgettable ad slogans and taglines...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 9, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404 "2015-01-09T15:44:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/1 "2015-01-09T15:44:14Z")

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…and whatever else they may be called. 🙂

It may be odd that I can’t remember the specific place of business, and it may have been more than one, but…

“Two for the price of one plus a dollar.”

The older and dumber the better, but new stuff (if it’s not so local nobody but you would have seen/heard/read it) is okay, too.

How quickly can we get to 50 of them? 😃

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### Author: ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/2 "2015-01-09T16:14:15Z")

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Seems to me that a thread like this begins and ends with “Where’s the beef?”

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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/3 "2015-01-09T16:15:33Z")

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That one made me think of “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing.”

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### Author: ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/4 "2015-01-09T16:22:32Z")

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“Can you hear me now?”

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### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/5 "2015-01-09T16:31:07Z")

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“From the valley of the jolly - HO HO HO - Green Giant.”

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### Author: ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/6 "2015-01-09T16:38:06Z")

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A little dab will do you

And if we move from commercials to books and entertainment

42

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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/7 "2015-01-09T16:41:32Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> A little dab will do you
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> And if we move from commercials to books and entertainment
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> 42

Amen! Beautiful additional source.

I’m tempted to link to that older thread dealing with “That’s the beauty of it. It doesn’t do anything!” (With a nod to **Earl Snake-Hips Tucker** 😃 )

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### Author: ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/8 "2015-01-09T16:49:23Z")

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"Don’t stick your arm out too far.  
It might go home in another car.

Burma Shave"

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### Author: ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/9 "2015-01-09T16:51:32Z")

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Oh Calgon, take me away.

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### Author: ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/10 "2015-01-09T16:54:38Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> A little dab will do you

Are you a two-dab man?

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### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/11 "2015-01-09T16:57:01Z")

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[I want my Maypo!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La1LLDVQ1e8)

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### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/12 "2015-01-09T16:59:35Z")

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_You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent!_

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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/13 "2015-01-09T17:02:03Z")

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“You better get Wildroot Cream Oil, Charlie, start using it today…”

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### Author: ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/14 "2015-01-09T17:15:54Z")

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_Plop plop fizz fizz…oh, what a relief it is._

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### Author: ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/15 "2015-01-09T17:17:09Z")

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Please don’t squeeze the Charmin.

Tastes good, like a cigarette should.

Nothing beats a great pair of l’eggs.

By Mennen (Try reading that one without singing it in your head)

“CALL FOR PHILLIP MOR-RISSS!”

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### Author: ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/16 "2015-01-09T17:34:58Z")

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My bologna has a first name  
its O S C A R  
and the ever popular “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” and the related “Thatsa some spicy meat-a-ball”

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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/17 "2015-01-09T17:38:48Z")

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“Double your pleasure, double your fun…”

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### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/18 "2015-01-09T17:43:58Z")

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I think this was for Noxema shave cream:

Take it off… take it \*all \*off!  
[Yep](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkpGM_MvZ2Y).

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### Author: ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/19 "2015-01-09T17:50:16Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Tastes good, like a cigarette should.

…AS a cigarette should! 😉

You can tell it’s Mattel…It’s swell!

We will serve no wine before its time.

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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/20 "2015-01-09T18:01:22Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> We will serve no wine before its time.

“Thank you for your support.”

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