# Those unforgettable ad slogans and taglines...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 9, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404 "2015-01-09T15:44:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/21 "2015-01-09T18:08:33Z")

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop?

The world may never know!

It’s Kenner…it’s FUN!

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/22 "2015-01-09T18:10:41Z")

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“Only her hairdresser knows for sure.”

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/23 "2015-01-09T18:13:45Z")

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For the DC folks:

“You always get your way at Ourisman Chevrolet!”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/24 "2015-01-09T18:14:00Z")

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K, E, double L, O, double Good…Kellogg’s best to you

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> For the DC folks:
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> “You always get your way at Ourisman Chevrolet!”

(Hypno-Toad, is this TOO local?)

Milk and butter and eggs and cheese, fresh from the farm to you.  
So, if you don’t own a cow call Cloverland now, it’s NOrth9-2222.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/25 "2015-01-09T18:16:13Z")

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“Good to the last drop”

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/26 "2015-01-09T18:18:24Z")

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“Try it, you’ll like it.”

“You’re soaking in it.”

“Certs is two, two, two mints in one.”

“I’d like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony.”

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/27 "2015-01-09T18:22:56Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> Milk and butter and eggs and cheese, fresh from the farm to you.  
> So, if you don’t own a cow call Cloverland now, it’s NOrth9-2222.

I’m sure we were among many smartass kids who called Cloverland and said “I don’t own a cow - now what do I do?” Ah, the carefree days before caller ID!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/28 "2015-01-09T18:24:54Z")

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“Come alive! You’re in the Pepsi Generation!”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/29 "2015-01-09T18:28:24Z")

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“Have a Coke and a smile!”

(Another local [MD] one):

Don White treats you right on every automobile, Don White’s Car Center–home of the impossible deal!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/30 "2015-01-09T18:29:02Z")

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“You deserve a break today”

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/31 "2015-01-09T18:42:56Z")

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We Try Harder

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/32 "2015-01-09T18:45:58Z")

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Here’s a test from my earliest days of TV viewing. Anybody else remember this one?

“You’ll be for B4 before you drive six city blocks.”

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/33 "2015-01-09T18:47:38Z")

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(Another possibly TOO local one [FairyChatMom will know it]):

Everybody goes to Gino’s, 'cause Gino’s is the place to go.

(Our version was, …'cause every other place is closed.)

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**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/34 "2015-01-09T18:47:56Z")

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Just do it.

I have a headache this big. . .

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/35 "2015-01-09T18:49:03Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> “Good to the last drop”

both Coca-Cola and Maxwell House used that one.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/36 "2015-01-09T19:13:18Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> (Another possibly TOO local one [FairyChatMom will know it]):
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> Everybody goes to Gino’s, 'cause Gino’s is the place to go.
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> (Our version was, …'cause every other place is closed.)

I remember it well. There was a Gino’s about a mile from our house, at Loch Raven Blvd and Taylor Ave. Dunno why I remember that - I haven’t lived there in over 40 years!  
“Shake-n-Bake - an’ I helped!”

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/37 "2015-01-09T19:17:46Z")

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I’d Rather Fight Than Switch

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/38 "2015-01-09T19:19:29Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> (Hypno-Toad, is this TOO local?)

Nothing in the OP about “local.”

With Carvel it wasn’t any particular thing the announcer said. It was that phlegm-encrusted voice that really sticks with you. “Fudgie the Whale”

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**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/39 "2015-01-09T19:23:06Z")

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This thread has brought back some memories that have been buried for decades – like the Mattel and Kenner ones. Here are a few I remember from the same era… how many of you old farts can sing along?  
My dog’s bigger than your dog, my dog’s bigger than yours.  
My dog’s bigger 'cause he eats Ken-L-Ration  
My dog’s bigger than yours.

Run a little faster, jump a little HIIIGHER!!!..  
The kid in the Red Ball Jets.

Never pick up a stranger  
Don’t put your car in danger  
Now’s the time, the right time to change 'er  
Pick up PRESTONE anti-freeze.  
(With that cooool spy music guitar lick…)

You get a lot to like in a Marlboro  
Filter flavor, pack or box. (Pre-“Marlboro Country” I believe)

Old man Adams is the sourest man in town (“Gee, thanks!!!”)

If you don’t want sugar, daddy, switch to Carefree gum.

(Grumpy customer:) Have you got a medicated cough drop that _doesn’t_ taste like medicine?  
(Shopkeeper:) HAVE I GOT A…!!!  
(Bursting into song) You can have great taste  
Great tasting taste  
With Luden’s!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/40 "2015-01-09T19:27:51Z")

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[Here’s a good sampling of Carvel commercials.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJiaIEAe5ec)

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