# Those unforgettable ad slogans and taglines... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 9, 2015, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404 "2015-01-09T15:44:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/101 "2015-01-11T06:02:15Z")
Local to the Greater Toronto Area: “Al Palladini’s Pinetree Lincoln Mercury! ‘Cause any Palladini’s a pal o’ mine!” “Who’s better than Bad Boy Furniture? Noooooo-body!” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/102 "2015-01-11T06:58:26Z")
Rrrruffles have rrridges! ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/103 "2015-01-11T07:01:46Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Rrrruffles have rrridges! Good one!! ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/104 "2015-01-11T08:02:33Z")
_Give me a break, give me a break. Break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar._ So easy, a caveman can do it. “Hey, you got chocolate in my peanut butter!” “Yeah? Well, you got peanut butter in my chocolate!” ---
**Author:** ![jimbuff314](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c57346/32.png) [@jimbuff314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jimbuff314)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/105 "2015-01-11T09:00:54Z")
What’s the best chicken? Tuna of the laaaa-hand! Darn. That doesn’t look right. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![X.L.Lent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a5b964/32.png) [@X.L.Lent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X.L.Lent)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/106 "2015-01-11T12:23:06Z")
Stronger than dirt! ---
**Author:** ![Grotonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c2a13f/32.png) [@Grotonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grotonian)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/107 "2015-01-11T12:29:13Z")
“You’re in the Big Leagues, when you make a perfect slide! You’re in the Big Leagues, when you keep the game alive! You’re in the Big Leagues, when you block a shot or two! You’re in the Big Leagues, when you’re into Big League Chew!” Ah, chewing tobacco as bubble gum–God, I loved the 80’s. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/108 "2015-01-11T14:48:18Z")
That jumping jerk in Houston: “Gallery Furniture really will Save You Money!” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/109 "2015-01-11T15:40:40Z")
“Set it and forget it!!!” ---
**Author:** ![jrbor76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9e8a1a/32.png) [@jrbor76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jrbor76)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/110 "2015-01-11T19:02:28Z")
“From the land of sky blue waters, _waaa-ters_…” “PBR me ASAP” For the Milwaukee area dopers: “Rosen Rosen Rosen” (sung to the _Rawhide_ theme) For the north-central WI dopers: “Hi. I’m Big Clarence, and I’m so great, Mall Furniture named their latest and greatest sale after me. Big Clarence.” “Sorry Clarence, apparently you misunderstood. It’s Mall Furniture’s Clearance Sale.” “Clarence!” “That’s _Clearance_, Clarence!” ---
**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/111 "2015-01-11T19:07:20Z")
You can’t beat Peter’s meat ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/112 "2015-01-11T19:16:23Z")
“When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of beer.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/113 "2015-01-11T19:37:32Z")
Another from the Maryland area: National Beer, National Beer, You’ll like the taste of National Beer, It’s from the Land of Pleasant Living. We bring you National Beer. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/114 "2015-01-11T19:53:47Z")
“Wonder Bread, helps build strong bodies 12 ways.” “Guy’s potato chips- untouched by human hands!” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/115 "2015-01-11T19:59:17Z")
All I got to say is thank goodness for the mute button. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/116 "2015-01-11T21:04:13Z")
Two, two, two mints in one! ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/117 "2015-01-11T21:36:06Z")
Hey cool aid ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/118 "2015-01-11T22:03:05Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > Hey cool aid Oh, yeah! ---
**Author:** ![D4S3R](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3d9bf3/32.png) [@D4S3R](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D4S3R)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/119 "2015-01-11T22:51:14Z")
“Give it to Mikey, he eats anything!” ---
**Author:** ![dirty\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/57b2e6/32.png) [@dirty\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirty_hippie)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404/120 "2015-01-11T23:19:51Z")
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! Growing up in the 80s, there was a dog food commercial that had some jingo that went like this…I have a dog whose name is Joe and he eats hi-pro grow…something like that. Maybe I’m mistaken. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-unforgettable-ad-slogans-and-taglines/709404.md?page=7)