# Those Voices in your Head: What do they say? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 19, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-voices-in-your-head-what-do-they-say/357451 "2006-05-19T20:13:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-voices-in-your-head-what-do-they-say/357451/41 "2006-05-22T17:48:44Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] Mine talk about whatever they want to, whenever they want to, and without any sort of logical timing as to subject matter. [/QUOTE] Mine too, makes it hard to get anything done sometimes. I sometimes answer out loud, which is kind of embarassing in a crowd. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2006, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-voices-in-your-head-what-do-they-say/357451/42 "2006-05-22T17:49:58Z")
[QUOTE=fetus] I know a psychiatrist who would like a word with every one of you. Some more than others. [/QUOTE] I should see a shrink for tinnitus? Wow, that’s a new one. It’s the one thing I haven’t tried. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-voices-in-your-head-what-do-they-say/357451/43 "2006-05-22T17:51:06Z")
My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? My shoulders hurt. My fingers hurt. My hips hurt. My knees hurt. Is it too early for more aspirin? Why do I have arthritis? ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-voices-in-your-head-what-do-they-say/357451/44 "2006-05-22T17:51:40Z")
[QUOTE=AskNott] I should see a shrink for tinnitus? Wow, that’s a new one. It’s the one thing I haven’t tried. [/QUOTE] Of course - it’s all in your head, you know. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-voices-in-your-head-what-do-they-say/357451/45 "2006-05-23T04:27:27Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] Dude, the voice in your head is a psychiatrist?!? Whoa. That’s messed up. [/QUOTE] No, the voice in his head _knows_ a psychiatrist. How they met, I have no idea. While I’m performing, the voice in my head typically says: “Fuck it up. Now. Screw up your next line.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-voices-in-your-head-what-do-they-say/357451.md?page=2)