# Those who shall be, forever mocked

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 8, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351 "2009-04-08T03:11:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/1 "2009-04-08T03:11:52Z")

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Going on for over 10 years, people still make fun of Alanis Morissette for **Ironic**.  
It’s been over, what, 60 years now, and people still make fun of France for surrendering to Germany.

So I’m curious, what other people or places have done things that they can never live down?

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/2 "2009-04-08T03:16:28Z")

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I’m just going to bring this up before anyone else does, because I’m a Clevelander: Cleveland and its burning river.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/3 "2009-04-08T03:17:26Z")

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Bill Buckner.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/4 "2009-04-08T03:19:47Z")

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The guy with the counter-protest sign that read, “Get A BRAIN! MORANS”

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/5 "2009-04-08T03:24:56Z")

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OJ Simpson. The Shamwow guy. Monica Lewinsky. Hal Briston.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/6 "2009-04-08T03:47:22Z")

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Hanoi Jane will never be forgotten.

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**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/7 "2009-04-08T04:04:40Z")

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Michael Jackson and his purported love of little boys.

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**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/8 "2009-04-08T05:07:14Z")

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> [@Rufus\_Xavier](#):
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> The guy with the counter-protest sign that read, “Get A BRAIN! MORANS”

To be fair, he thought it was a protest sign.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/9 "2009-04-08T05:22:37Z")

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Michael Fish. BBC weatherman of ‘there won’t be a hurricane’ fame after someone called and said that she thought there would be. Cue a big fuck-off storm that took down half of South-East England.

He’s defended it in various ways, including the fact that it didn’t technically qualfy as a hurricane (but only technically). Whatever happens, he will never, ever live it down.

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**Author:** ![imfloating](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bc79bd/32.png) [@imfloating](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imfloating)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/10 "2009-04-08T05:46:25Z")

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Pee Wee Herman  
Tom Cruise  
Miss America…pick one, any one.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/11 "2009-04-08T06:19:20Z")

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[Boom goes the dynamite](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W45DRy7M1no)

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/12 "2009-04-08T06:40:03Z")

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That Guy Fawkes dude could probably be let off the hook by now.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/13 "2009-04-08T06:51:12Z")

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Guyana and Kool-Aid.

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**Author:** ![vandal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/858c86/32.png) [@vandal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vandal)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/14 "2009-04-08T06:54:32Z")

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Steve Bartman.

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Quack\_s\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f0a364/32.png) [@Duck\_Quack\_s\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Quack_s_Echo)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/15 "2009-04-08T07:17:32Z")

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Australia bowled an underarm delivery for the last ball of the final over in a One Day International against New Zealand. Just not cricket, old boy. And I’m an Aussie.

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**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/16 "2009-04-08T07:20:26Z")

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^^ Is there any video online of this delivery? I’d love to see it! Thanks in advance.

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**Author:** ![Duck\_Quack\_s\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f0a364/32.png) [@Duck\_Quack\_s\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Quack_s_Echo)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/17 "2009-04-08T07:29:50Z")

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> [@JpnDude](#):
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> ^^ Is there any video online of this delivery? I’d love to see it! Thanks in advance.

Enjoy. 😃

![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/p_FAzy_TRzQ/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/p_FAzy_TRzQ?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/18 "2009-04-08T07:40:31Z")

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I think [Brutus](http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20081215.jpg) got off easy. Personally, I’m still pissed.

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**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/19 "2009-04-08T08:02:20Z")

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Rick Astley thought he’d lived it down, but I don’t think he’ll ever actually manage it.

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**Author:** ![LionelHutz405](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lionelhutz405/32/536_2.png) [@LionelHutz405](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LionelHutz405)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2009, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/20 "2009-04-08T13:27:20Z")

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Montreal mayor Jean Drapeau:

“The Olympics can no more lose money than a man can have a baby.”

The Montreal Olympics had a billion dollar deficit that took the taxpayers decades to pay off.

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