# Those who shall be, forever mocked

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 8, 2009, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351 "2009-04-08T03:11:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2009, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/101 "2009-04-13T12:33:10Z")

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> [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](#):
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> Thanksgiving Day. Leon Lett. Dallas vs. Miami. 1993.
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> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kcpTmheM4](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2kcpTmheM4)
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> Keep an ear out at 1:40 of the video.
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> _It’s the same guy!_

I heard something, but couldn’t tell what it was. What am I listening for?

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f08c70/32.png) [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Brother_Walker)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/102 "2009-04-14T00:12:45Z")

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Well, I didn’t hear anything _special_, but …

Leon is telling the story of how he blew the play and subsequently the game to a woman. She tries to console him by describing how she saw some other guy fumble in the end zone.

This was Leon as well.

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**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/103 "2009-04-14T00:55:46Z")

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Donald D. “Pump It Up” Thompson, aka the Oklahoma Courtroom Fapper.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/104 "2009-04-14T01:31:34Z")

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Donald Trump for his haircut  
Anyone who attempts an Jim Carrey or Austin Powers impersonation

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**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/105 "2009-04-14T02:02:20Z")

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I wonder how long the Dave Matthews band dumping all that crap on the tour boat will be remembered.

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**Author:** ![drastic\_quench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e36b37/32.png) [@drastic\_quench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drastic_quench)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2009, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/those-who-shall-be-forever-mocked/492351/106 "2009-04-14T02:38:22Z")

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> [@Nobody](#):
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> I wonder how long the Dave Matthews band dumping all that crap on the tour boat will be remembered.

Still for their music. I know, I’d prefer to be remembered for the boat, too.

BA-ZING.

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