Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together (Carl Zwanzig)
I’ve been seduced by the chocolate side of the force
Life is like a box of chocolates.
The bitch done ate 'em all.
Is the Drunk side stronger?
Not stronger. Quicker, easier, more seductive.
May the Force Be with you…
And also with you…
A reading from the Holy Gospel according to Luke