Thought for the Day: Special "Star Wars" Edition

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together (Carl Zwanzig)

I’ve been seduced by the chocolate side of the force

Life is like a box of chocolates.

The bitch done ate 'em all.

Is the Drunk side stronger?

Not stronger. Quicker, easier, more seductive.

May the Force Be with you…

And also with you…

A reading from the Holy Gospel according to Luke