# Thought for the Day **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 22, 2005, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737 "2005-03-22T17:20:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/21 "2005-03-23T15:08:16Z")
Remember if people talk behind your back, it only means you are two steps ahead. ---
**Author:** ![Desperate\_Welfie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/82dd89/32.png) [@Desperate\_Welfie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desperate_Welfie)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/22 "2005-03-23T15:16:26Z")
My two favorites: I’d be normal, but I had a family. I love humanity but I hate people. ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/23 "2005-03-23T15:34:06Z")
A closed mouth gathers no foot. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/24 "2005-03-23T16:10:37Z")
Well, that puts a whole new meaning to my chant: “I like killing kittens, I like killing kittens, I like killing kittens, oh, I like killing kittens!” Anyway, as Ghengis Khan once said; “What will happen will happen.” “The eagle eat the bacon” --Dane Cook ---
**Author:** ![Pyroette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90db22/32.png) [@Pyroette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyroette)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/25 "2005-03-23T16:30:56Z")
It’s not that we have so little time, it’s that we waste so much. ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/26 "2005-03-23T16:36:01Z")
Oops, I meant to quote **Keapon Laffin** in that last post. ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/27 "2005-03-23T18:46:33Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Well, that puts a whole new meaning to my chant: “I like killing kittens, I like killing kittens, I like killing kittens, oh, I like killing kittens!” And it changes someone else’s chant altogether: [“Woooo!!! I AM KILLING KITTENS LIKE A MOTHER FUCK!!!”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=241922) ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/28 "2005-03-23T21:28:00Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > “It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” (Andre Gide) It is better to be penetrated when lubed than when you are not. (Astro Glide) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/29 "2005-03-23T21:49:19Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > It is better to be penetrated when lubed than when you are not. (Astro Glide) 😛 Next time we’re the only two to show up for a Doper Dinner – remind me to pretend not to see you. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/30 "2005-03-23T22:08:17Z")
The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2005, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/31 "2005-03-23T23:51:22Z")
“If at first you don’t succeed, of course you quit. Now let’s go inside and watch TV” - Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/32 "2005-03-24T03:40:37Z")
It is easier to love humanity as a whole than to love your neighbor. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/33 "2005-03-24T04:19:17Z")
When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. ---
**Author:** ![sweepkick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweepkick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweepkick)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/34 "2005-03-24T04:36:34Z")
“Common sense is not so common” - Voltaire ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/35 "2005-03-24T04:43:23Z")
Confucius, he say, “Man who go to bed with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger” ---
**Author:** ![Skellington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Skellington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skellington)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/36 "2005-03-24T04:56:20Z")
> [@Sage Rat](#): > > When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail. I my father always said ‘if you are a hammer…’ make’s you think about the meaning… ---
**Author:** ![Skellington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/94ad74/32.png) [@Skellington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skellington)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/37 "2005-03-24T05:12:50Z")
Life itself is a series eels. Micheal Leunig. ---
**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/38 "2005-03-24T05:18:25Z")
If at first you don’t suck seed… Suck it again!.. PLEASE!!! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/39 "2005-03-24T05:19:27Z")
The Lord Privy Seal is neither a lord, nor a privy, nor a seal. - Edward Heath ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2005, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737/40 "2005-03-24T14:29:24Z")
Bumper sticker I saw on the way to work: > [@](#): > > “Yee-Ha” is not a Foreign Policy I laughed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thought-for-the-day/295737.md?page=3)