# Thoughts on the ALEXANDER THE GREAT trailer

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thoughts-on-the-alexander-the-great-trailer/248102
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 1, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thoughts-on-the-alexander-the-great-trailer/248102 "2004-06-01T17:31:20Z")
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### Author: ![Priam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Priam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Priam)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thoughts-on-the-alexander-the-great-trailer/248102/21 "2004-06-05T14:02:12Z")

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Hate to hijack this again, but…

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> Achilles had a wife and a son, and his quarrel with Agamemnon was over a woman.

My impression of that part of the Illiad was less about _loooooove_ and mostly about Achilles sense of pride as well as Agammenon’s duty as King to make sure loot was justly delivered. It could just as easily have been a really nice sword for all Achilles’ ego would’ve cared. _He_ was the great warrior, so _he_ should get the girl slave instead.

As for the wife and son: and… ? Every greek man, as a matter of course, would’ve had a wife and children. Anything else would be a breach of his masculine duties. On the flipside, a lot of them also had lovers of either gender as a matter of course. The important issue was getting and raising more virtuous sons for your people to use in wars to come. The wife mattered little beyond that and monogamy was a very flexible item. You accorded her a certain amount of respect, you kept things moderately discreet, but those were really the major rules of etiquette.

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### Author: ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thoughts-on-the-alexander-the-great-trailer/248102/22 "2004-06-05T20:33:14Z")

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I see the hellspawend bitch-queen Olympias is to be played by Angelina Jolie in Stone’s version and Nicole Kidman in Lurman’s. SCHWINNGG!

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### Author: ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)
#### Post date: [June 5, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thoughts-on-the-alexander-the-great-trailer/248102/23 "2004-06-05T21:20:17Z")

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> [@Tamerlane](#):
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> Not just a walking exemplar of megalomania, but moody with a savage temper, often cruel, paranoid, murderous, frequently extortionate, and one mean-ass drunk just for starters.

So…Colin Farrell, then. It’ll be the easiest paycheck he’s ever collected.

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