# Thread about sitting on a toilet plunger

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-about-sitting-on-a-toilet-plunger/458074>\
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**Created:** [July 29, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-about-sitting-on-a-toilet-plunger/458074 "2008-07-29T13:17:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-about-sitting-on-a-toilet-plunger/458074/1 "2008-07-29T13:17:11Z")

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Some time ago (years, probably) I recall reading here a hilarious thread about a poster who, in his haste to make it to the toilet, failed to aim his posterior correctly and ended up impaling himself rectally on the upright handle of his nearby toilet plunger (or maybe toilet brush). This necessitated a hospital visit (either to remove said plunger or to deal with the consequences of him having violently removed it himself), at the end of which he was sent home with some educational pamphlets on safe sodomy for homosexuals. (The hospital staff evidently only smiled and nodded when he protested that wasn’t some sort of sexual pervert, but had instead simply slipped in the bathroom.)

Anyway, I’ve been searching for this thread for ages but haven’t been able to find it. Does anyone remember who it was who posted it? A link to the thread itself would be even better. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-about-sitting-on-a-toilet-plunger/458074/2 "2008-07-29T18:05:47Z")

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It _sounds_ like Master Wang-Ka.  
ETA, but I’m not seeing it.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-about-sitting-on-a-toilet-plunger/458074/3 "2008-07-29T22:10:25Z")

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I was actually guessing it could have been written by Scylla.

Doesn’t ring any bells, though.

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-about-sitting-on-a-toilet-plunger/458074/4 "2008-07-30T02:22:13Z")

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[QUOTE=gotpasswords]  
I was actually guessing it could have been written by Scylla.

Doesn’t ring any bells, though.  
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There’s a stick-up-someone’s-ass joke here, somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-about-sitting-on-a-toilet-plunger/458074/5 "2008-07-30T02:56:43Z")

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[QUOTE=Patty O’Furniture]  
There’s a stick-up-someone’s-ass joke here, somewhere.  
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Knock it off with all the thread-sitting.