# Thread for people who don't get mentioned in flirty threads! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 15, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180 "2001-01-15T18:27:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/41 "2001-01-16T01:34:31Z")
No fair, **wring** , I posted _to_ you about those facts. 🙂 The notices I mentioned were just happenstance. I retain my GhostPoster title. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/42 "2001-01-16T01:39:14Z")
but the fact remains, **Brynda** that I remembered you from that. see, you’re not invisible! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/43 "2001-01-16T01:43:01Z")
Howya like my new sig? * * * The GhostPoster. Seen only by **wring**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/44 "2001-01-16T01:50:13Z")
I’m honored! ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/45 "2001-01-16T02:26:48Z")
People flirt with me all the time IRL, but never online. Must be my font or something. ---
**Author:** ![Lexicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ac8455/32.png) [@Lexicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lexicon)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/46 "2001-01-16T02:29:28Z")
Yeah. Every time I read one of these threads and I’m not mentioned, I think to myself “Must not 'ave made an impression.” Oh well. Luckily, I don’t care! Hee-haw! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/47 "2001-01-16T02:48:56Z")
The only time I’m mentioned in a flirt thread is after I insinuate myself into it by flirting with someone already there. That’s fine though. Totally all right. FWIW, **A girl** , you are, what in some circles would be called, a _stone fox_. Ggrrrroooowwllll!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/48 "2001-01-16T03:03:09Z")
Hey guys. What’s going on in here? [sub]Attention Slut lessons are now available[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kyberneticist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kyberneticist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyberneticist)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/49 "2001-01-16T03:10:26Z")
Hm. Does posting your photo somewhere on page 3 in that [AmIHotOrNot.com](http://AmIHotOrNot.com) thread count as having made it into a flirty thread? 'Cause otherwise
 (although apparently I learned I need to smile more. hmph) ---
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/50 "2001-01-16T03:18:44Z")
Yep,I am flirtless, too. I’ve been posting for well over a year and am yet to make any sort of impression. Oh well
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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/51 "2001-01-16T03:23:34Z")
I myself am oddly unflirted with. Can’t be the mod thing; Euty, Coldy and John Corrado have people of both genders flinging undies at them. Can’t be my name; what’s dead sexier than a woman named after a dingbat male economist? Who was stone ugly and a reclusive twit when he alive, which he hasn’t been for a long time, so we can assume his apperance hasn’t improved much. (Though death may have actually improved his personality.) Can’t be my picture on the People Pages, because it isn’t there. It’d _prove_ how physically adorable I am. If it were there. Which it isn’t. It got lost in the mail. My computer ate it. My dog ate it. _I_ ate it. (burp!) Veb ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/52 "2001-01-16T03:23:37Z")
It’s the username, it’s gotta be. ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/53 "2001-01-16T03:36:30Z")
Well, after being ignored in that fashion for months, I have basically thrown myself at the mercy of Welfy, and am awaiting her reply
 Until such time, I am also alone
 and lonely
 and naked. Hmmmmmm
 maybe I’m intimidating
 ah well, hey A girl, great thread idea
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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/54 "2001-01-16T04:22:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > **Drewbert
ummm
 well
I have noticed you
 no doubt about that. 😉** Oh, um
 er
 Hi there! Howrya doin’? 😉 [sub]Does this mean I have to leave the thread now?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/55 "2001-01-16T04:35:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > \*\*I’m never mentioned in the flirty threads â˜č > > Although I did hijack the hell out of Very Vaguely Creepy, and had a flirty thread devoted entirely to me
but I never get mentioned in any of the regular ones. \*\* I- I’m speechless. Oh i didn’t read that second part, but STILL. I haven’t even had a thread dedicated to me for crimminy’s sake!!! Don’t you complain now. i’m always hitting on people- Crunchy, aha, you, Jester- and no one reciprocates. Yeesh
u think you’ve got problems? im not bitter
i’m not psychotic, or neurotic, or sociopathic
really! ---
**Author:** ![Eo\_Echo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Eo\_Echo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eo_Echo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/56 "2001-01-16T06:02:09Z")
I think it might just be my mouth, which is usually full of my foot. ---
**Author:** ![Meephead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b782af/32.png) [@Meephead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meephead)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/57 "2001-01-16T07:06:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Brynda \* > \*\*I swear with my hand on a stack of Straight Dope books that virtually all of the names in this thread are familiar to me. You guys are NOT invisible. > > A bit of proof, you say? I know **GuanoLad** hasn’t gotten lucky in quite a while, but he also posted about taking pictures of nude women. hmmmmm
 Also, **Narile** was at a Dopefest (can’t remember which one) and **Bumbazine** calls himself Bumba on occasion. > > Me, on the other hand, I am the Ghost Poster.\*\* I know that you are 50% cooler than normal Brendas
 I noticed that quite some time ago. How ya doin? Ô¿~ ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/58 "2001-01-16T15:49:20Z")
I have a few groupies, but I just don’t feel the love from many people. It sucks being a wallflower
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**Author:** ![A\_girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c68b51/32.png) [@A\_girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_girl)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/59 "2001-01-16T16:11:01Z")
See? This thread did not die, WE’RE ALL WORTHY POSTERS!!! AND
 We’ve almost beaten the cute thread for posts, so come on all you shy people!! Stand up and shout it loud!!! Don’t keep checking that other thread hoping for your name, post yourself right here, and we’ll all see it!!! 🆒 Ya-hoooooo!!! A girl (Next we’re all going to get married
 hahahaha!) [http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/) (This is the link to the people pages.) ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2001, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180/60 "2001-01-16T16:22:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meephead \* > \*\*I know that you are 50% cooler than normal Brendas
 I noticed that quite some time ago. How ya doin? > > Ô¿~ > \*\* Why, yes, I am 50% cooler than ordinary Brendas. And aren’t you the guy whose last name is really Head? How YOU doing? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-people-who-dont-get-mentioned-in-flirty-threads/50180.md?page=4)