# Thread for those whose knickers aren't in a twist

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 25, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374 "2009-02-25T16:01:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/41 "2009-02-25T19:06:46Z")

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I could go for a nice, fresh brownie, still warm from the oven.

Or an apple fritter.

ETA: Or some banana bread. Anyone got any banana bread?

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**Author:** ![SlowMindThinking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@SlowMindThinking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlowMindThinking)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/42 "2009-02-25T19:10:17Z")

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I’ll take a bit of cream and sugar in my Earl Grey, if you don’t mind.

I brought some strawberries and raspberries, for the fat free, tangle free bunch.

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**Author:** ![chrissysissystar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5e9695/32.png) [@chrissysissystar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrissysissystar)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/43 "2009-02-25T19:12:42Z")

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> [@Karyn](#):
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> Whoever planted it should be forbidden to garden ever again. It’s not even good mint - it tastes like dish soap. I ripped out 3 wheelbarrows full and hauled them off to the burn pile. I’d feel better about it if I didn’t know that by next spring it will look like I never did it.

Just wondering if the smoke will smell minty fresh? And if it does, will lots of cats come sniffing around?

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/44 "2009-02-25T19:20:57Z")

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It’s weird that I’m now picturing all of you in your underwear.

That, or this thread is the first time ever it’s not weird that I’m doing it.

Pass the tea!

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**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/45 "2009-02-25T19:24:01Z")

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Just so I’m clear: how do the new Pit rules (about which I couldn’t care less, honestly) spell the end of the SDMB?

Or is there more going on that I’m not aware of?

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/46 "2009-02-25T19:28:34Z")

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> [@HeyHomie](#):
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> Just so I’m clear: how do the new Pit rules (about which I couldn’t care less, honestly) spell the end of the SDMB?
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> Or is there more going on that I’m not aware of?

Apparently not being able to call each other nasty names=death of the Pit. This then will cause the overflow of hate and bile to spill into other threads. This will poison the well to the extent that the whole Dope will qut working.  
I’m not sure I agree - you can still Pit one another and complain about one another; you just can’t call them a “nasty goat-felching cuntrag” or anything like that. Maybe it will. Maybe I’ll just wait and see. I understand that people want to insult each other, I really do - I just can’t get too het up because I don’t really want to. Tried it. Didn’t love it.

> [@Karyn](#):
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> Gardening season is already here in California.

. Sigh. And here I was all happy because it got up to 41 degrees here.

I’ll take some of those strawberries. Mmm, strawberries.

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**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/47 "2009-02-25T19:31:22Z")

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Having successfully surfed in ignorance of the knicker-twisting, I’m here for the brownies…and milk? I’ll bring the milk, and my grading. Who wants to help grade spelling sentences?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/48 "2009-02-25T19:31:32Z")

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Now that I’m done telling silly jokes, I’ve got some nice peppermint tea and I think I might have some tea biscuits, if anyone wants some.

**schnuckiputzi** , I’ll help grade.

Robin

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**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/49 "2009-02-25T19:35:29Z")

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Oh, goody! You can have the ones that still don’t get the fact that you need a noun and a verb…and they’re in eighth grade.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/50 "2009-02-25T19:36:30Z")

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Can I make snide remarks on their papers?

Robin

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/51 "2009-02-25T19:37:15Z")

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Earl Grey sounds wonderful. Anybody bring scones or shall I run out and get some?

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/52 "2009-02-25T19:37:52Z")

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Afternoon tea isn’t the same without crumpets. Hot with melted butter. Care for one?

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**Author:** ![schnuckiputzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@schnuckiputzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/schnuckiputzi)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/53 "2009-02-25T19:39:58Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Can I make snide remarks on their papers?
> 
> Robin

Please do. I’m sure they’ll be different than my snide remarks, and something might sink in.

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**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/54 "2009-02-25T19:40:27Z")

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Can’t say that I particularly enjoy watching a self-inflicted foot shooting, though there’s a certain hideous fascination when the shooter systematically reloads to shoot the _other_ foot too, just to make a point. But I don’t care enough one way or the other anymore to get very lathered up. Not my problem.

And I’m drinking hot honey-chamomille green tea because this sinus infection is half killing me and it might help. At least it sounds very soothing and packed with healing…stuff.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/55 "2009-02-25T19:45:44Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> Can I make snide remarks on their papers?
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> Robin

As long as they’re as good as your jokes.

BTW, here lately there have been PBS replays of the old Smothers Brothers shows as part of the survey on TV comedy and on the censorship issue.

Do any of you remember “Tea Time With Goldie?”

The tea thing made me laugh with that connection.

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**Author:** ![Karyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Karyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Karyn)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/56 "2009-02-25T19:55:32Z")

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> [@chrissysissystar](#):
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> Just wondering if the smoke will smell minty fresh? And if it does, will lots of cats come sniffing around?

I hadn’t thought about how it will smell yet. It will be cool if the smoke smells minty. Up until now I’ve been tossing it way out into the woods behind the house where it can spent the rest of it’s life competing with poison oak and blackberry brambles but so much has taken root that I’m scared it will work it’s way back across a few acres so I’m burning it this time.

I dug up all of the catnip a few years ago because it makes my older cat nuts and he wants the dog to play with him like a kitten. The dog just thinks that the cat doesn’t love him anymore and is attacking him for no reason. I got a lot of catnip toys for the kittens and that was lots of entertainment but I’m not growing anymore, at least not in the ground.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/57 "2009-02-25T20:06:18Z")

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Well, I’m just having some Raspberry Diet Snapple, but I’ll join the party, as it were. Checked my knickers about a half-hour ago, and not a twist in sight.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/58 "2009-02-25T20:07:07Z")

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> [@TVeblen](#):
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> Can’t say that I particularly enjoy watching a self-inflicted foot shooting, though there’s a certain hideous fascination when the shooter systematically reloads to shoot the _other_ foot too, just to make a point. But I don’t care enough one way or the other anymore to get very lathered up. Not my problem.
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> And I’m drinking hot honey-chamomille green tea because this sinus infection is half killing me and it might help. At least it sounds very soothing and packed with healing…stuff.

I find that a good cry often helps with sinus congestion. Find the saddest movie you can – _Old Yeller_ is one of the best – and just go to town. Can’t hurt, and it might even help.

Robin

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**Author:** ![Jeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeff)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/59 "2009-02-25T20:12:02Z")

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I think it is important to make yourself heard if you disagree with something. It may or may not work but at least you tried.

That being said, I’m off to the store for some honey and tea for my poor sore throat. Cold and flu season has reared its ugly head at work and I’m certainly feeling it today. At least I’m not burning through my sick days like some other people.

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**Author:** ![Mahna\_Mahna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@Mahna\_Mahna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahna_Mahna)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-for-those-whose-knickers-arent-in-a-twist/487374/60 "2009-02-25T20:13:32Z")

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Screw donuts, I’ve got a box of paczki at home and there’s whole fat-and-sugar–and-raspberry-jelly-delivery-mechanisms still sitting in there. Omnomnomnom.

I’ll join you all for tea, though. It sounds perfectly lovely and civilized, it does.

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