# Thread Murderer! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459 "2003-03-31T15:46:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/81 "2003-04-03T22:19:31Z")
No he’s not. Some mods close threads with out so much a word. This may be one. ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/82 "2003-04-03T22:29:08Z")
Possibly. ---
**Author:** ![SumLurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/73ab20/32.png) [@SumLurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SumLurker)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/83 "2003-04-04T01:40:33Z")
They must have missed it, though i don’t see how. ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/84 "2003-04-04T01:42:47Z")
Me either. I guess because it’s still on two pages. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/85 "2003-04-04T14:20:12Z")
Makes one wonder. ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/86 "2003-04-04T14:32:05Z")
Yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/87 "2003-04-04T14:47:11Z")
Me posting in this threads increases the chances the threadkiller is me, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/88 "2003-04-04T14:51:30Z")
I seem to have killed about three in the last couple of days, so maybe this will do it. ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/89 "2003-04-04T17:39:45Z")
I doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![tanookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/48db29/32.png) [@tanookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tanookie)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/90 "2003-04-04T18:20:22Z")
Hi… My name is tanookie and I too am a thread murderer. I started innocently enough just trying to answer the OPs. I’d work up my courage and type up a post, carefully preview, then bravely press submit. Anxiously I would await a reply… did anyone read my post? Does anyone even know it is there? Alas no… the thread would hence be dead. Later I got bolder! I would hijack innocent threads and see if they too would die by my post. They did. The thirst for thread death is now too strong. Whatever will I do. I turn to you … here… you all understand. Please don’t let me kill another thread! ---
**Author:** ![Parallax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@Parallax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parallax)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/91 "2003-04-04T18:26:33Z")
Your diary must look a bit odd. 08:00 AM Death. 09:00 AM Death. 10:00 AM Death. 11:00 AM Death. 12:00 PM Light lunch. 01:00 PM Death. 02:00 PM Death. 03:00 PM Death. 04:00 PM Afternoon tea. 05:00 PM Death. 06:00 PM Death. 07:00 PM Death. 08:00 PM Quick shower. You must get up very early in the morning - I can’t even get down to the gym! My apologies to Eddie Izzard. ---
**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2003, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459/92 "2003-04-04T20:12:28Z")
Lol I love Eddie Izzard. I was thinking about that skit too, when I started the thread. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-murderer/165459.md?page=4)