Thread titles or OP that begin with "So . . ."

Sew, you’re going to what?

Unless I’m being whooshed, why not simply:

I was in the grocery store yesterday…

Statement: I think we should replace it by talking like HK47.

In my opinion starting a thread with “so” is a useful way to indicate the tone of the thread. Kind of like like chapter titles in old books that started with “In which…” I’d say thread titles are a bit like chapter titles and that makes them fair game for the “So…” gambit.

I was going Biblical on ye.

And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the ark which he had made

And it came to pass, when Jesus ended these words, the multitudes were astonished at his teaching

And it came to pass that in those days there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus that the whole world should be enrolled

And it came to pass after seven days, that the waters of the flood were upon the earth

What really is the difference?

So after forty days, Noah opened the window of the ark . . .

:smack:

I guess I should have said, “Yea, verily, I say unto thee… my bladder is falling out!”

Sorry about that.

I’m guilty. I confess though that I am unlikely to change much. I also speak this way.

As for me, I’m annoyed with the posts that are just a link and the words “Check this out.” Tell us what we are checking out and why.

Also, as I mentioned in the mini-rant thread: Atheists that pop into every thread related to religion to say *There is no God (or Angels, or whatever) *annoy me.

Three of the last ten threads I started began with “So.” Sue me.

So I came by this thread and I realized that I do this a lot. So I have decided to change this habit which is apparently annoying the OP so much. So I guess I have to come up with another opening sentence for my posts, without so much so being annoying.

So I came up with a brilliant idea. And so here it begins, the SDMB Unofficial Random First Sentence for your Post so that you don’t have to open your first sentence without a ‘so’! So hang on while I code the generator. So long!

Up with this I will not put!