# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/1 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")
Other than this one I hope. 😉 What are some titles that would be forgotten by the Teeming Millions without even so much as a mouse over. My suggestions would be: \*\* Guess the Doper’s Social Security Number. My online grocery list. Why my kid is average. I can name at least 3 US States. How many can you name?\*\* SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/2 "2008-01-04T22:19:11Z")
That should be 0 replies and 1 view. The OP always gets a view of the new thread. ---
**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/3 "2008-01-04T22:41:12Z")
One could always check the archives to see which threads have been virtually ignored in the past. For example: [Ottawa, Canada (and area) Dopers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160073) (2/1/03; 0 replies, 5 views) [Benefit Art Show In Chicago for New Orleans](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336428) (9/23/05; 0 replies, 6 views) [Share a Worthwhile Charity (Helping Iraqi Kids)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=244263) (3/10/04; 0 replies, 6 views) [Houston Dopers: Where to meet stars this week?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=236902) (1/27/04; 0 replies, 6 views) [Doper Wimmins Lunch - Let’s try this again!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=208744) (9/2/03; 0 replies, 7 views) [Ventura Dopers? Pride is coming up](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=128138) (7/29/02; 1 reply (by the OP), 7 views) [Any SF Bay Area Dopers doing Bay To Breakers?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=316026) (5/10/05; 0 replies, 7 views) [Going to Rome in October 2005! EuroDopeFest anyone?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=305342) (3/4/05; 0 replies, 7 views) [Saint Louis area Dopers, come on out Saturday night!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306280) (3/10/05; 0 replies, 8 views) [Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249937) (4/8/04; 0 replies, 8 views) [Boston Area Dopers! Help me to not get lost!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=207862) (8/28/03; 0 replies, 8 views) [Dopers in Korea?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103033) (12/6/01; 0 replies, 8 views) Kind of a disturbing trend, actually… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/4 "2008-01-04T22:48:48Z")
Too bad we can’t kill this thread…right? ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/5 "2008-01-04T22:55:12Z")
How about in MPSIMS: “Legacy of Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841) [warning, LONG!]” ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/6 "2008-01-04T23:02:31Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Too bad we can’t kill this thread…right? [/QUOTE] I was hoping this would die on the vine, alas not to be. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/7 "2008-01-04T23:05:44Z")
Son, I don’t think you know who you’re messing with… ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/8 "2008-01-04T23:07:35Z")
WARNING FROM ADMIN ! : This Thread Is Virus Infected ! ! DO NOT OPEN ! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/9 "2008-01-04T23:17:40Z")
Anyone up for an Amish dopefest? I can’t have kitties in my apt. so I got a rock (with pix!) Windows solitaire question (need answer fast) I pit Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841)!!! ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/10 "2008-01-04T23:29:51Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] One could always check the archives to see which threads have been virtually ignored in the past. For example: [Ottawa, Canada (and area) Dopers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160073) (2/1/03; 0 replies, 5 views) [Benefit Art Show In Chicago for New Orleans](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336428) (9/23/05; 0 replies, 6 views) [Share a Worthwhile Charity (Helping Iraqi Kids)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=244263) (3/10/04; 0 replies, 6 views) [Houston Dopers: Where to meet stars this week?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=236902) (1/27/04; 0 replies, 6 views) [Doper Wimmins Lunch - Let’s try this again!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=208744) (9/2/03; 0 replies, 7 views) [Ventura Dopers? Pride is coming up](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=128138) (7/29/02; 1 reply (by the OP), 7 views) [Any SF Bay Area Dopers doing Bay To Breakers?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=316026) (5/10/05; 0 replies, 7 views) [Going to Rome in October 2005! EuroDopeFest anyone?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=305342) (3/4/05; 0 replies, 7 views) [Saint Louis area Dopers, come on out Saturday night!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306280) (3/10/05; 0 replies, 8 views) [Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249937) (4/8/04; 0 replies, 8 views) [Boston Area Dopers! Help me to not get lost!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=207862) (8/28/03; 0 replies, 8 views) [Dopers in Korea?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103033) (12/6/01; 0 replies, 8 views) Kind of a disturbing trend, actually… [/QUOTE] Wow, I was going to reply to each of them so they wouldn’t die such a lonely death. Then I saw how old some of them are. They already died a lonely death. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/11 "2008-01-04T23:30:03Z")
_shakes fist_ Damn you General Francis Granger! You’ve always had my number…er…letter! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2008, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/12 "2008-01-04T23:31:18Z")
[QUOTE=KGS] One could always check the archives to see which threads have been virtually ignored in the past. For example: [Ottawa, Canada (and area) Dopers](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=160073) (2/1/03; 0 replies, 5 views) [Benefit Art Show In Chicago for New Orleans](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=336428) (9/23/05; 0 replies, 6 views) [Share a Worthwhile Charity (Helping Iraqi Kids)](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=244263) (3/10/04; 0 replies, 6 views) [Houston Dopers: Where to meet stars this week?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=236902) (1/27/04; 0 replies, 6 views) [Doper Wimmins Lunch - Let’s try this again!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=208744) (9/2/03; 0 replies, 7 views) [Ventura Dopers? Pride is coming up](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=128138) (7/29/02; 1 reply (by the OP), 7 views) [Any SF Bay Area Dopers doing Bay To Breakers?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=316026) (5/10/05; 0 replies, 7 views) [Going to Rome in October 2005! EuroDopeFest anyone?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=305342) (3/4/05; 0 replies, 7 views) [Saint Louis area Dopers, come on out Saturday night!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=306280) (3/10/05; 0 replies, 8 views) [Any Dopers by Hartford, Connecticut?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=249937) (4/8/04; 0 replies, 8 views) [Boston Area Dopers! Help me to not get lost!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=207862) (8/28/03; 0 replies, 8 views) [Dopers in Korea?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=103033) (12/6/01; 0 replies, 8 views) Kind of a disturbing trend, actually… [/QUOTE] **Schwartzie** , you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? ---
**Author:** ![Crawlspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Crawlspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crawlspace)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/13 "2008-01-05T00:19:18Z")
“Share your favorite Full House and Family Matters moment” or “Why sebaceous cysts and anal sex don’t mix (warning: TMI)” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/14 "2008-01-05T01:36:12Z")
**Before you die, you see this thread** ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/15 "2008-01-05T04:32:53Z")
Anything marked TMI is going to get attention around here. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/16 "2008-01-05T05:19:08Z")
[QUOTE=Der Trihs] WARNING FROM ADMIN ! : This Thread Is Virus Infected ! ! DO NOT OPEN ! [/QUOTE] I wish that was true, but as someone in IT, I know someone or many someones will end up opening the [del]Email[/del] thread to see what the joke is. Jim ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/17 "2008-01-05T05:23:14Z")
[QUOTE=Ravenman] How about in MPSIMS: “Legacy of Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841) [warning, LONG!]” [/QUOTE] Oh, a lot of people will open that just to see what the hell the OP is talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/18 "2008-01-05T05:31:42Z")
**My cat doesn’t do anything funny** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/19 "2008-01-05T08:05:12Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] **Schwartzie** , you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? [/QUOTE] Korean dopefest? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![NajaNivea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@NajaNivea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NajaNivea)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/20 "2008-01-05T08:12:00Z")
[QUOTE=Crawlspace] “Why sebaceous cysts and anal sex don’t mix (warning: TMI)” [/QUOTE] Are you kidding? As **whiterabbit** rightfully pointed out, that thread would have a jillion views an hour. And multiple requests for pix. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=2)