# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/281 "2008-01-09T16:50:18Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] **Where are my car keys?** [/QUOTE] In your other pocket. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/282 "2008-01-09T17:06:03Z")
**What is Least Original User Name Ever doing in my pockets?** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/283 "2008-01-09T17:10:44Z")
[hwlp i’m sruxk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=444548) Ah, possibly my favorite of all my closed threads. I thought it was rather well done, I even used an actual can of Pringles to write it. I’m like a method actor, dedicated to the practice of starting bad threads. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/284 "2008-01-09T17:11:28Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] **What is Least Original User Name Ever doing in my pockets?** [/QUOTE] Um…looking for…keys? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/285 "2008-01-09T17:11:47Z")
That’s your user profile. I’m proud of your user profile too. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/286 "2008-01-09T17:13:05Z")
Fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/287 "2008-01-09T17:15:55Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Um…looking for…keys? [/QUOTE] Well that’s not a tube of chap stick I’ll let you know. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/288 "2008-01-09T17:20:04Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] [hwlp i’m sruxk](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=444548) Ah, possibly my favorite of all my closed threads. I thought it was rather well done, I even used an actual can of Pringles to write it. I’m like a method actor, dedicated to the practice of starting bad threads. [/QUOTE] That was one of my favorites of the “Too Mundane for the MPSIMS.” Thanks for the link. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/289 "2008-01-09T17:21:30Z")
Since I’m perusing some old threads, I actually found one with zero replies: [Fakesgiving 2007](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=444183) This one only had three [[Dragonball movie set to roll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=444196) ], I’m just mentioning it because I know **Auto** _might_ be interested. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/290 "2008-01-09T17:26:48Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Well that’s not a tube of chap stick I’ll let you know. [/QUOTE] You’re right. It’s way too small. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/291 "2008-01-09T17:33:52Z")
**Balls for chairs. Increased productivity, or not?** \*\* Kids say yes!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/292 "2008-01-09T17:37:31Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] **Balls for chairs. Increased productivity, or not?** \*\* Kids say yes!\*\* [/QUOTE] Clearly you’ve never sat on your balls. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/293 "2008-01-09T17:40:44Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Clearly you’ve never sat on your balls. [/QUOTE] Hopefully, she has no balls upon which to sit. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/294 "2008-01-09T17:42:16Z")
I actually have a ball for a chair. You know, I think I am going to start a legit thread like that. Cool. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/295 "2008-01-09T17:42:36Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Hopefully, she has no balls upon which to sit. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Surely there’s someones balls upon which she can sit? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/296 "2008-01-09T17:48:26Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] This one only had three [[Dragonball movie set to roll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=444196) ], I’m just mentioning it because I know **Auto** _might_ be interested. [/QUOTE] I love DBZ, despite it’s occassional awfulness. It’s a soap opera for men! As for the movie, I dunno… it’s got a good producer, but the guy playing Goku played Tom Cruise’s son in War of the Worlds. Wow, he’s 25! Still, I dont like it. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/297 "2008-01-09T17:49:55Z")
**Things I have recently rested my balls on (SFW)** SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/298 "2008-01-09T17:50:56Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Surely there’s someones balls upon which she can sit? [/QUOTE] I’d ask for volunteers, but how many balls does a girl need, really? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/299 "2008-01-09T17:52:56Z")
Don’t ask me for pics of my ball, either. It’s shy. Plus the kids have drawn all over it. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/300 "2008-01-09T17:54:10Z")
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