# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/21 "2008-01-05T08:25:57Z")
\*\*Any realtime data on Earths solstice? \*\*
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/22 "2008-01-05T14:30:57Z")
“My Genitals are Mangled…Wanna See?”
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/23 "2008-01-05T15:37:31Z")
Postmaster General Francis Granger (3/1841 to 9/1841): The Libertarian Perspective
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### Author:  [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/24 "2008-01-05T16:10:43Z")
[Transcript from the Socially Awkward Anonymous group meeting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=450287)
😃
Sorry, **beebs** , but I couldn’t resist.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/25 "2008-01-05T16:18:00Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
“My Genitals are Mangled…Wanna See?”
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Yeah, right. A thread by **Qadrop** on such a [topic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&) went on for three pages:
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### Author:  [@minlokwat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minlokwat)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/26 "2008-01-05T16:22:35Z")
“Souffléing Anchovies! Share Your Favorite Recipe”
“Please Critique These Poems I Wrote Back in Eighth Grade”
“Why No Love for the Luxembourgers?”
“What if Zachary Taylor Had Held on for Another Day or Two?”
“Postmaster General Francis Granger: The Haiku Thread”
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/27 "2008-01-05T17:18:41Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Yeah, right. A thread by **Qadrop** on such a [topic](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273825&) went on for three pages:
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Without clicking on that link, that’s the infamous “bagel dog” story, right?
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### Author:  [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/28 "2008-01-05T17:49:50Z")
Hell, all I’ve got to do is go back through the list of threads I’ve started. I’ve got a bunch with zero or one replies and a handful of views, The bottom three:
Can’t buy me Love? Libya offers payment forPA103
05-02-2003 0 replies 21 views (GD)
My bad TV habits
02-24-2004 0 replies 45 views (MPSIMS)
Orange! – In appreciation of Boards of Canada
07-09-2002 1 reply 36 views (CS)
My second thread ever was a question in GQ on how many people were in the air at a given moment. I posted that one late in the evening on 10 September 2001, so I guess it’s not surprising that it only got one reply.
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/29 "2008-01-05T17:56:39Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Without clicking on that link, that’s the infamous “bagel dog” story, right?
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Sure is. And I’ve forgotten how funny it is.
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### Author:  [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/30 "2008-01-05T20:24:42Z")
This happens to me a lot. Most recently:
[Any Dopers watch EastEnders (BBC)?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=450129)
One response, from me, wondering why nobody replied! (But about 50 views… that’s a lot of looky-lous!)
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### Author:  [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/31 "2008-01-05T21:09:32Z")
:: Sigh :: **Hippy.**
My past two threads have gone down in flames as well. And both were even related to board stuff. So it’s not that your television program is boring.
The problem is that I’m boring.
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### Author:  [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/32 "2008-01-05T21:17:23Z")
I started one about Oscar Peterson’s death recently. Apparently, nobody cared.
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### Author:  [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/33 "2008-01-05T21:32:51Z")
_Sad guest seeks dental advice LOL ☹_
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/34 "2008-01-05T21:47:20Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Sure is. And I’ve forgotten how funny it is.
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That tale has gone subliminal with me. I’ll forget it for a while and then start cracking up when I see a giant box of bagel-dogs at Costco.
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### Author:  [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/35 "2008-01-05T23:03:34Z")
Who’s up for a Dopefest on Pitcairn’s Island?
Help name my new kitten (sorry, no pics)
History counterfactual: What if Francis Granger hadn’t resigned in September 1841?
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### Author:  [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)
#### Post date: [January 5, 2008, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/36 "2008-01-05T23:05:00Z")
The thread I started mid December (and I don’t start many) had a whopping 4 replies and 157 views.
oh well
Then again, it was for advice on storing a TV, so the subject matter wasn’t very appealing.
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### Author:  [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2008, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/37 "2008-01-06T00:05:22Z")
A discussion of rainfall statistics for Swansea in the second week of March 1972.
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### Author:  [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2008, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/38 "2008-01-06T00:40:53Z")
How else here lives in a zip code that starts with a 0 and ends in 6 with a 7 somewhere in it?
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### Author:  [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2008, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/39 "2008-01-06T03:11:37Z")
[QUOTE=Hippy Hollow]
This happens to me a lot. Most recently:
[Any Dopers watch EastEnders (BBC)?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=450129)
One response, from me, wondering why nobody replied! (But about 50 views… that’s a lot of looky-lous!)
[/QUOTE]
My parents used to like that show a lot, but the BBC-America stopped showing it about 3 years ago. How are you seeing it in TX 😕
A pit thread: How much ^\*$%ing snow we’ve gotten in \_\_\_ (updated with new complaints daily)
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2008, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/40 "2008-01-06T03:35:11Z")
[QUOTE=elfkin477]
My parents used to like that show a lot, but the BBC-America stopped showing it about 3 years ago. How are you seeing it in TX 😕
A pit thread: How much ^\*$%ing snow we’ve gotten in \_\_\_ (updated with new complaints daily)
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Probably on PBS. It’s been around for a very long time - at least all of my 25 years.
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