# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 21
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/401 "2008-01-10T18:44:45Z")
\*\* Pan-fried yak jizz - how’s it REALLY taste? Sign my petition to persuade Joe Biden to get back into the '08 race… Watching paint dry (TMI) Hey, there’s a Teletubbies marathon in Vladivostok this Weds.!!! Who’s with me? By opening this thread, I guarantee your SDMB privileges will be permanently revoked.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/402 "2008-01-10T18:53:50Z")
Did it get you high and drunk? I’d imagine a few cups of that and you’re pretty much set for the night. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/403 "2008-01-10T19:03:53Z")
No, I ended up throwing up on Joseph. Hence his “Coat of many colors”. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/404 "2008-01-10T19:07:28Z")
Wow, Joseph? You’re not lion, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/405 "2008-01-10T19:11:44Z")
Rawr. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/406 "2008-01-10T19:15:27Z")
So, how’s everyone’s day going? ---
**Author:** ![Radegast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c4cdca/32.png) [@Radegast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Radegast)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/407 "2008-01-10T19:16:56Z")
“What do these chunks in my vomit look like to you.” ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/408 "2008-01-10T19:17:53Z")
[QUOTE=Radegast] “What do these chunks in my vomit look like to you.” [/QUOTE] You can’t has cheezberger. Not yours. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/409 "2008-01-10T19:27:47Z")
> **[Hilarious Pictures of Funny Dogs](https://www.wygranaonline.com/funny-dogs/)** > > Looking for some funny dog pics to cheer you up? If so, check out this article and prepare to laugh your a$$ off! What about that? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/410 "2008-01-10T19:33:42Z")
**New SDMB Rule: We Insist that All Posts in GD Must Be In Lolcatz Speak** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/411 "2008-01-10T19:35:41Z")
No, I think that thread would get commented upon many many times. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/412 "2008-01-10T20:26:03Z")
**Olive Oyl as a symbol of Western Beauty standards** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/413 "2008-01-10T20:37:12Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] **Olive Oyl as a symbol of Western Beauty standards** [/QUOTE] Well, blow me. Down. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/414 "2008-01-10T20:39:54Z")
Do you think that when Popeye is about to cum that his dick bulges out like his arms do when he eats spinach? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/415 "2008-01-10T21:13:59Z")
He’s a monster! NSFW, I guess. [Popeye spanking](http://www.spankingblog.com/spanking-pictures/popeye-spanking-olive.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/416 "2008-01-10T21:18:31Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Do you think that when Popeye is about to cum that his dick bulges out like his arms do when he eats spinach? [/QUOTE] His spooge probably forms in the shape of a hammer and forces its way into the egg, too. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/417 "2008-01-10T21:19:25Z")
And his nuts turn into Navy Battleships and they start firing cannons… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/418 "2008-01-10T21:26:54Z")
**Popeye and Olive Oyl make red-hot monkey love (NSFW)** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/419 "2008-01-10T21:31:26Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] **Popeye and Olive Oyl make red-hot monkey love (NSFW)** [/QUOTE] Well, not with Olive Oyl, but there is evidance that Popeye got his fair share back in the day. Link broken on purpose, very NSFW. http:// [Sheza Floppe Presents Popeye — Tijuana Bible Museum](http://tijuanabibles.org/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi/hzpi/u/HzSt031JFc9j.GRjN.8/hazel.cgi?action=detail&item=TB046&fullsize=1) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/420 "2008-01-10T21:51:26Z")
Maybe Popeye could be the next postmaster general? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=20) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=22)