# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/461 "2008-01-11T04:51:20Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Next person that says “shenanigans” gets pistol whipped! [/QUOTE] I’ll see your .38 and raise you a .45, shenanigans!!! SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/462 "2008-01-11T04:55:28Z")
Fiddlesticks! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/463 "2008-01-11T04:57:07Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Meh. Females keep on talking even though nobody really knows what they are saying. [/QUOTE] Just nod and say yes. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/464 "2008-01-11T04:58:12Z")
Balderdash! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/465 "2008-01-11T04:59:30Z")
In a pig’s eye! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/466 "2008-01-11T05:00:34Z")
How dare you refer to [devil sticks](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5OxpAhzsJA). I don’t believe in the devil or his sticks. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/467 "2008-01-11T05:00:37Z")
Tarnation! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/468 "2008-01-11T05:02:34Z")
Tomfoolery! And Jumpin’ Jehosophat, what’s up with this one post per 60 seconds? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/469 "2008-01-11T05:03:52Z")
Tarnation recorded “I’ll give you something to cry about.” And will when I get the belt and the jacket. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/470 "2008-01-11T05:08:31Z")
**This thread has jumped the shark.** ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/471 "2008-01-11T05:09:00Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Tarnation recorded “I’ll give you something to cry about.” And will when I get the belt and the jacket. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Two wrongs won’t make things right. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/472 "2008-01-11T05:11:26Z")
But when the Right makes two wrongs what does that make? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/473 "2008-01-11T05:13:04Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] **This thread has jumped the shark.** [/QUOTE] Mickey: I’ll tell ya what. I’ll do it for a caravan. Turkish: For what? Pikeys: For a caravan. Tommy: It was us who wanted a caravan. [looking around] Tommy: Anyway, what’s wrong with this one? Mickey: It’s not for me. It’s for me ma. Turkish: Your what? Pikeys: His ma. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/474 "2008-01-11T05:13:11Z")
**A new game. Things that rhyme with purple.** SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/475 "2008-01-11T05:14:33Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] But when the Right makes two wrongs what does that make? SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Linguini with clam sauce? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/476 "2008-01-11T05:15:39Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] **This thread has jumped the shark.** [/QUOTE] No, [now](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpraJYnbVtE) the thread has jumped the shark. 😃 :smack: SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/477 "2008-01-11T05:16:59Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Linguini with clam sauce? [/QUOTE] Buzz! No, we were looking for Stephen Colbert and Rush Limbaugh. Bob tell her what she has won. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/478 "2008-01-11T05:19:38Z")
**How to properly seal a paint can.\*\*\*\*(With Pics!)** ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/479 "2008-01-11T05:22:27Z")
Off to bed. G’night folks. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/480 "2008-01-11T05:23:45Z")
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