# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/41 "2008-01-06T03:56:40Z")
How badly will Postmaster General Francis Granger’s death hurt the Democrats? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/42 "2008-01-06T05:20:36Z")
How do you floss your teeth? There are 5 threads on the 3rd page with no replies. So sad. I’ve got more then my fair share of those too. We need some sort of funeral for a thread. A threadyard of shame. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/43 "2008-01-06T22:17:37Z")
\*\*Doing lots and lots of laundry today (warning: Long; TMI) DoperLawyers: I’m very litigious and am suing several former lawyers. Give me your advice! At long last: The Juice Newton Appreciation Thread! Critique this Jules Verne slash fiction I wrote Let’s handicap the 2024 presidential election!!! PLEASE give me your name and address so that I can come over and kill you\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/44 "2008-01-06T22:21:38Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] PLEASE give me your name and address so that I can come over and kill you\*\* [/QUOTE] My extremely internet non-saavy best friend cautioned me that I should never put her _real_ name on the internet when I am talking about her so that no one will be able to track her down and kill her and steal her yet unborn baby. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/45 "2008-01-06T22:44:41Z")
[QUOTE=Always Brings Pie] My extremely internet non-saavy best friend cautioned me that I should never put her _real_ name on the internet when I am talking about her so that no one will be able to track her down and kill her and steal her yet unborn baby. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Sheesh, what a paranoid asshat! Please give me her name and address. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/46 "2008-01-06T22:44:50Z")
Dopers! Please help me start an email list for a friend in Nigeria who has to find someone to help him deal with millions he has to send overseas! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/47 "2008-01-07T02:18:19Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Son, I don’t think you know who you’re messing with… [/QUOTE] Oh boy, here we go again! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/48 "2008-01-07T04:18:04Z")
[QUOTE=An Gadaí] Oh boy, here we go again! [/QUOTE] heheheheh!!! I will kill this. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/49 "2008-01-07T04:46:47Z")
**Words that rhyme with themselves** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/50 "2008-01-07T06:45:25Z")
This thread needs an egging again? ---
**Author:** ![babygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/57b2e6/32.png) [@babygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/babygirl)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/51 "2008-01-07T07:52:42Z")
How SSG Schwartz kills threads? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/52 "2008-01-07T12:31:01Z")
He does? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/53 "2008-01-07T13:50:35Z")
You won’t. ---
**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/54 "2008-01-07T14:05:35Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] **Words that rhyme with themselves** [/QUOTE] Too funny!! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/55 "2008-01-07T14:31:39Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] You won’t. [/QUOTE] Won’t what? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/56 "2008-01-07T14:36:30Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Won’t what? [/QUOTE] :: draws sword :: You and me got some business. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/57 "2008-01-07T15:02:01Z")
Boys, boys, boys, put down that sword before someone gets hurt. Why don’t you go get some milk and cookies, I’ll take care of this. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/58 "2008-01-07T15:05:08Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Boys, boys, boys, put down that sword before someone gets hurt. Why don’t you go get some milk and cookies, I’ll take care of this. [/QUOTE] I’ll have some cookies. Thanks for offering. I have no sword to draw… ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/59 "2008-01-07T17:37:11Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] heheheheh!!! I will kill this. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Jebus - the light bulb just went off. I really should have figured this out sooner :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/60 "2008-01-07T17:50:13Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Jebus - the light bulb just went off. I really should have figured this out sooner :smack: [/QUOTE] I’ll turn the lights out in this thread now, if you don’t mind. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=4)