# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/601 "2008-01-12T22:59:44Z")
**Any suggestions on where I can put my sausage?** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/602 "2008-01-12T23:06:35Z")
My buddy Rob says… ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/603 "2008-01-13T00:13:07Z")
**Home Aquaculture or There’s Food In Them Thar Tropical Fish Tanks** ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/604 "2008-01-13T03:06:43Z")
**Post your underexposed shots of clouds** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/605 "2008-01-13T04:04:58Z")
Pie: It’s Not Just For Eating Anymore ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/606 "2008-01-13T04:31:40Z")
**Share your best recipe for pie using only Elmer’s Glue, chipmunk fur and yak jizz** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/607 "2008-01-13T04:32:57Z")
Yak Jizz and You. What You Need To Know. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/608 "2008-01-13T04:45:12Z")
**Favorite youtube yak videos.** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/609 "2008-01-13T04:51:55Z")
Hay Guise! I seen Yaks Licking Postmaster Generals Lulz. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/610 "2008-01-13T05:14:42Z")
**Yak jizz. An appropriate accessory?** ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/611 "2008-01-13T05:20:20Z")
**Update (long) on my bathroom pipe rust** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/612 "2008-01-13T05:26:57Z")
\*\*My fingers look weird. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/613 "2008-01-13T05:44:06Z")
My Sphincter Tastes Funny (With Pix) ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/614 "2008-01-13T12:09:37Z")
**Art work with used toilet paper** ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/615 "2008-01-13T14:26:51Z")
**Toilet paper graphic designing-any experts?** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/616 "2008-01-13T15:28:59Z")
**I Swear To God The Jolly Green Giant Lives In The Field Next To My House!** ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/617 "2008-01-13T15:34:51Z")
**Favorite “People” articles** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/618 "2008-01-13T15:41:33Z")
Guess My MasterCard Number! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/619 "2008-01-13T17:22:03Z")
**Try out my new edible condoms!** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/620 "2008-01-13T18:35:21Z")
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