# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 33
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/641 "2008-01-14T12:54:41Z")
**Who would make a better postmaster general: LOUNE or bbs2k?** ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/642 "2008-01-14T13:36:40Z")
It was nice having a three-day holiday. Back to work in the morning, though. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/643 "2008-01-14T14:10:44Z")
At least the standards of this thread have been maintained. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/644 "2008-01-14T14:30:36Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] At least the standards of this thread have been maintained. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] I see your standards and I submit my generally lower ones. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/645 "2008-01-14T14:31:42Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] **Who would make a better postmaster general: LOUNE or bbs2k?** [/QUOTE] That’s easy. I would. A chicken in every pot, a whore in every box, and a letter to go with it. You’ll get your mail, and let’s not talk about this newfangled “email” contraption! You ALWAYS will need the Postal Service! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/646 "2008-01-14T14:35:07Z")
\*\*A First Class stamp should cost $2.3 billion, IMHO. Who’s with me? I have two tix for Jim Nabors’s concert next week in Zagreb. Any takers?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/647 "2008-01-14T14:43:19Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] I have two tix for Jim Nabors’s concert next week in Zagreb. Any takers? [/QUOTE] After reading this I hopped over to Wikipedia to read up on Jim Nabors and his entry contains what I think might be the two oddest sentances ever written: After allegedly contracting hepatitis after accidentally cutting his face and making himself a “bloody mess” while attempting to shave with a straight razor in India, Nabors received a liver transplant in 1994. He performs occasionally, although he prefers to operate his macadamia nut plantation in Hawaii, where he also grows tropical flowers ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/648 "2008-01-14T14:48:58Z")
**I pit straight razors in India.** **Jim Nabors gave me hepatitis. What celebrity vectors have you contacted?** SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/649 "2008-01-14T15:19:15Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] At least the standards of this thread have been maintained. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] I don’t have standards, obviously. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/650 "2008-01-14T15:20:55Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] I don’t have standards, obviously. [/QUOTE] What’s a thread like this doing around a girl like you? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/651 "2008-01-14T15:31:52Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Jim Nabors gave me hepatitis. What celebrity vectors have you contacted? [/QUOTE] Kid Rock passed on a pretty nasty chest cold to me once. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/652 "2008-01-14T15:54:24Z")
\*\* List celebs you’ve infected, or who have infected you\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/653 "2008-01-14T16:00:03Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] \*\* List celebs you’ve infected, or who have infected you\*\* [/QUOTE] Johnny Bench gave me a toenail fungus The aforementioned Kid Rock chest cold I may have given the vapors to Morgan Fairchild once. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/654 "2008-01-14T16:00:10Z")
**Drink Urine For Nine Years, And You Will Levitate!** Actually, [there is such a thread…](http://curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=1080678#i) ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/655 "2008-01-14T16:02:43Z")
[QUOTE=Jackmannii] **Drink Urine For Nine Years, And You Will Levitate!** Actually, [there is such a thread…](http://curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=1080678#i) [/QUOTE] Wow, so how much urine constitutes a drink? Are we talking like just a gulp or are we talking like a full glass worth or what? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/656 "2008-01-14T16:35:32Z")
Non-discerning girls are always friends of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/657 "2008-01-14T16:37:01Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Wow, so how much urine constitutes a drink? Are we talking like just a gulp or are we talking like a full glass worth or what? [/QUOTE] You may have to swish around a mouthful..you know…just to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/658 "2008-01-14T16:41:41Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] You may have to swish around a mouthful..you know…just to be sure. [/QUOTE] So a mouthful constitues a drink? I don’t want to be guzzling urine for 9 years waiting to be able to fly only to find out I’m 3 gallons short or something. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/659 "2008-01-14T16:48:36Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] So a mouthful constitues a drink? I don’t want to be guzzling urine for 9 years waiting to be able to fly only to find out I’m 3 gallons short or something. [/QUOTE] Hey, if you’re guzzling urine for 9 years, 3 gallons is a tiny sum. Stop being such a baby and drink your pee before it gets all cold. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/660 "2008-01-14T16:51:40Z")
Three gallons is certainly not a tiny sum when you have to drink it all at once before you miss your flight. See, there’s always a loophole in these magic pee drinking flying things and I’m not falling for another one unless I get the details up front. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=32) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=34)