# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/661 "2008-01-14T17:17:41Z")
Okay. Here are the details you need. Pee tastes good. Pee will give you immortality. Pee gives you wings. (Not Red Bull.) If you need any further information, I insist you speak to Mr. Alfred T. Barnard, director of the Peedrinking Society of Cambridge. He’ll be more than happy to assist you in matters of urine libation. Also, stop being a damned baby and drink your pee! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/662 "2008-01-14T17:24:10Z")
Alright, done. Consider me the Pissmaster General. Oh, and for anyone interested in joining this Pee Cult of Levitation, try tossing in a few of those tiny multicolored marshmallows. It livens things up and gives it a really interesting texture. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/663 "2008-01-14T17:46:54Z")
Nothing says “I’m drinking pee!” like purple horseshoes and blue hearts, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/664 "2008-01-14T17:48:38Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Nothing says “I’m drinking pee!” like purple horseshoes and blue hearts, huh? [/QUOTE] I knew you’d understand. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/665 "2008-01-14T18:12:12Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] I knew you’d understand. [/QUOTE] Hey, it’s what I’ve got a nice mug next to my computer monitor for. Really, it’s what makes my world go 'round. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/666 "2008-01-14T18:20:44Z")
**Share your urine recipes!** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/667 "2008-01-14T18:32:52Z")
Recipes? You want mine? Urine for it now, buster. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/668 "2008-01-14T18:37:26Z")
Don’t piss me off buddy. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/669 "2008-01-14T18:40:02Z")
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. unless, of course, you’re into that sort of thing ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/670 "2008-01-14T18:45:25Z")
[QUOTE=LurkMeister] Better to be pissed off than pissed on. [/QUOTE] But it’s still ok if you pee on a girl’s bellybutton, since that’s how you make a baby. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/671 "2008-01-14T18:53:20Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] But it’s still ok if you pee on a girl’s bellybutton, since that’s how you make a baby. [/QUOTE] According to Eric Cartman, that’s how you get a girl pregnant: slap her titties around and pee inside her. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/672 "2008-01-14T19:12:51Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] According to Eric Cartman, that’s how you get a girl pregnant: slap her titties around and pee inside her. [/QUOTE] Only if you want the baby to look like R. Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/673 "2008-01-14T19:15:57Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Only if you want the baby to look like R. Kelly. [/QUOTE] snerk ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/674 "2008-01-14T19:20:55Z")
Is that with or without the midget in the closet? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/675 "2008-01-14T19:40:44Z")
If there’s a midget in the closet watching you slap some titties around whilst you burst forth with some Indian Nine Year Levitation Juice that does not make you R. Kelly. That makes you _awesome_. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/676 "2008-01-14T19:42:59Z")
Why wouldn’t that make R. Kelly awesome? Why do you hate on him so? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/677 "2008-01-14T19:45:25Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Why do you hate on him so? [/QUOTE] Because he was the first person to allow me to belive that there was a correlation between pee and beliving you can fly since he wrote the song “I Believe I can Fly” and is a known pee-er. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/678 "2008-01-14T19:53:10Z")
That explains why you should _adore_ him. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/679 "2008-01-14T19:58:29Z")
I save my adoration for things like concrete geese dressed up in home made yarn based holiday clothing and the life sized Precious Moments murals I have in my bedroom. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/680 "2008-01-14T20:07:17Z")
Right. You don’t give your adoration around willy-nilly now, do you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=35)