# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/741 "2008-01-15T04:12:46Z")
That should win. But not after this post. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/742 "2008-01-15T04:18:04Z")
You’re right. You’re the winner. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/743 "2008-01-15T04:26:22Z")
Awww, shucks, I couldn’t have done this without the sacrifice of so many others. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/744 "2008-01-15T04:41:00Z")
You’re welcome. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/745 "2008-01-15T04:52:43Z")
So, sacrifice. Or bow down, or stand fast or something. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/746 "2008-01-15T05:22:30Z")
Doing something. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/747 "2008-01-15T05:26:55Z")
Que? SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/748 "2008-01-15T06:55:57Z")
Jim who? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/749 "2008-01-15T07:06:19Z")
You don’t win that easy. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/750 "2008-01-15T07:10:03Z")
Go to bed! [del]SSG Sh[/del] **bbs2k** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/751 "2008-01-15T07:11:57Z")
Holy crap, [/frank barone] I’m about to break three thousand! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/752 "2008-01-15T07:25:21Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] Go to bed! [del]SSG Sh[/del] **bbs2k** [/QUOTE] [del] I will be up all night[/del] hmm bed, warm woman… SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/753 "2008-01-15T09:04:56Z")
Hey, I’ve got “homework” tonight. Making babies is tough work, but someone’s got to do it. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/754 "2008-01-15T11:38:23Z")
Okay, that location must be a joke. **Title!** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/755 "2008-01-15T12:22:01Z")
You know…every time a thread is closed, a moderator gets their wings. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/756 "2008-01-15T13:27:12Z")
**Brad Pitt stole my Eggos.** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/757 "2008-01-15T14:03:41Z")
Flog the bastard! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/758 "2008-01-15T14:22:23Z")
That’s ok, I licked it anyway. Enjoy your slobber waffles Pitt! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/759 "2008-01-15T14:29:06Z")
You should have treated the waffles like the diner worker did to the French toast in Road Trip. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/760 "2008-01-15T14:36:43Z")
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