# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/821 "2008-01-16T00:09:58Z")
Herbert Streicher forwarded it to me for revisions. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/822 "2008-01-16T00:11:21Z")
You lie! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/823 "2008-01-16T00:15:16Z")
_You_ lie! copy + paste + italics It never gets old! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/824 "2008-01-16T00:21:20Z")
You lie! SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/825 "2008-01-16T00:22:17Z")
It’s old. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/826 "2008-01-16T00:32:21Z")
No, it was new. Copy+Paste+Underline. Totally different thing. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/827 "2008-01-16T01:58:02Z")
Yeah? Well, you’re old! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/828 "2008-01-16T01:59:21Z")
May the Schwartz be with you. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/829 "2008-01-16T02:00:37Z")
Is that you saying that or the cute little plush doll? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/830 "2008-01-16T02:02:59Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] May the Schwartz be with you. [/QUOTE] God, if only you knew how often I hear that. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/831 "2008-01-16T02:05:53Z")
Just FTR, you do **not** want to know what I kept seeing for the “Cute Shoes Thread” title. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/832 "2008-01-16T02:09:39Z")
Try cleaning your contacts. Good story on your thread, BTW. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/833 "2008-01-16T02:15:35Z")
[QUOTE=Litoris] Just FTR, you do **not** want to know what I kept seeing for the “Cute Shoes Thread” title. [/QUOTE] My curiosity is piqued. ---
**Author:** ![Litoris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@Litoris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Litoris)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/834 "2008-01-16T02:16:40Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Try cleaning your contacts. Good story on your thread, BTW. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Sadly, I don’t wear contacts. I have major dyslexia, so I tend to only see the first letter of a word and then my brain just puts a random word there. Seriously, it’s bad if I don’t proofread what I type. Thanks, by the by – it was just something I have been thinking about. Figured I might as well share the current weirdness in my life. Ahhhhh, how about a contribution to your OP? **My best friend, the skat actor asked me out today** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/835 "2008-01-16T02:24:37Z")
Funny how this became sort of a deranged MMP. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/836 "2008-01-16T02:27:50Z")
Oh yeah, back on track… **What if there had been two cups?** (GD) SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/837 "2008-01-16T02:29:21Z")
Stop looking at my A cups. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/838 "2008-01-16T02:37:24Z")
**1 girl 2 cups, see the sequel.** SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/839 "2008-01-16T02:38:21Z")
What’s that? Pee the sequel? Really, after shit, how can pee be any kind of an encore? …Unless… …there’s levitation involved! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/840 "2008-01-16T02:50:52Z")
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