# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/901 "2008-01-16T20:00:31Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Click on maybe, but when I post nothing but barks and woofs I’m sure I won’t get any replies. [/QUOTE] I barking your woof. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/902 "2008-01-16T20:02:35Z")
Barking my…woof? Wait a second, you don’t speak dog at all! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/903 "2008-01-16T20:11:37Z")
Ah, but it specifies any replies or looks…does it not? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/904 "2008-01-16T20:17:59Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Ah, but it specifies any replies or looks…does it not? [/QUOTE] I think it rather impossible to not even have any views. We’ll click on damned near anything so I’m focusing on the no post part. And if you don’t like it, then pistols at dawn! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/905 "2008-01-16T21:00:33Z")
**Who’d like to stand in for me in this potentially-deadly duel I kinda-sorta got roped into?** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/906 "2008-01-16T21:09:31Z")
I’ll do it. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/907 "2008-01-16T21:10:54Z")
**Let’s Say I Just Won A Duel, How Do I Dispose Of The Body?(possibly TMI)** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/908 "2008-01-16T21:21:50Z")
**The Collected Wit and Wisdom of The Insane Clown Posse.** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/909 "2008-01-16T21:30:49Z")
[QUOTE=BMalion] **Let’s Say I Just Won A Duel, How Do I Dispose Of The Body?(possibly TMI)** [/QUOTE] I’ll do it. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/910 "2008-01-16T21:31:26Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] **The Collected Wit and Wisdom of The Insane Clown Posse.** [/QUOTE] Talkin’ bout my Homies? Let’s go all the way Fuck the World Yeah, I been down since Dog Beats. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/911 "2008-01-16T21:32:18Z")
**Arrainging a pile of acorns: by size or by color?** ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/912 "2008-01-16T21:55:31Z")
**What wine do you serve with Manatee roast?** SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/913 "2008-01-16T21:56:39Z")
Pimp My Pork Loin! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/914 "2008-01-16T22:05:01Z")
**The magic world of dowel rods.** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/915 "2008-01-16T22:07:04Z")
Towels! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/916 "2008-01-16T22:07:46Z")
**Erotic thoughts on old Lionel train sets from the 1940’s.** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/917 "2008-01-16T22:21:54Z")
What Thread Count On a Towel Will Be Best To Dry Off My Rather Large Yak? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/918 "2008-01-16T22:34:46Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] What Thread Count On a Towel Will Be Best To Dry Off My Rather Large Yak? [/QUOTE] Seven, but they can be hard to find. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/919 "2008-01-16T22:41:55Z")
Badgers! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2008, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/920 "2008-01-16T22:44:10Z")
We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers. I know, but someone had to do it. SSG Schwartz [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=47)