# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/961 "2008-01-17T09:08:55Z")
**I have been intimate with many ladles.** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/962 "2008-01-17T11:18:01Z")
Jizz In A Jar: Are Mason Jars Best For Storing Yak Jizz? ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/963 "2008-01-17T11:52:57Z")
**Recommend me a dirty calendar for the waiting room at Planned Parenthood** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/964 "2008-01-17T12:47:00Z")
I heartily recommend “Yaks of the Steppes”. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/965 "2008-01-17T14:39:57Z")
**Why Don’t Sperm Banks Have An After Hours Drop Box?** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/966 "2008-01-17T14:48:19Z")
Sometimes I wonder if sperm banks are as strapped for sperm as blood banks are for plasma. If that’s the case, I wonder why you don’t hear more about it. Hell, I don’t even know of any sperm banks around here. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/967 "2008-01-17T14:54:20Z")
I knew\* a guy that did that, in fact he was the Stevie Nicks circus guy, mentioned upthread. Very cute, but dumber than a box of rocks. He was a regular donor, and they had protocol on what he could do. Just think, all those rich yuppies, raising future carnies with bad tats. \*Not in the biblical sense. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/968 "2008-01-17T15:00:46Z")
Do they actually pay you to do it? ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/969 "2008-01-17T15:01:05Z")
**Why Does My Baby Have a Birthmark That Looks Like Stevie Nicks?** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/970 "2008-01-17T15:03:03Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Do they actually pay you to do it? [/QUOTE] $50 a shot my man. Cash money too. You have to have some genetic tests, a sperm count and motility test, and give a family medical history, but once they’ve decided that you don’t have any real baddies hiding in your DNA and that your stuff is thick and rich you can donate once a week for as long as you like. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/971 "2008-01-17T15:31:13Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] **Why Don’t Sperm Banks Have An After Hours Drop Box?** [/QUOTE] I’d actually give a factual answer for this question if I saw it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/972 "2008-01-17T15:32:43Z")
I can’t see my thread! Halp! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/973 "2008-01-17T15:34:40Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] I’d actually give a factual answer for this question if I saw it. ☹ [/QUOTE] Hey man, stop the car. I have to make a deposit at the bank real quick. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/974 "2008-01-17T15:50:32Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] $50 a shot my man. Cash money too. You have to have some genetic tests, a sperm count and motility test, and give a family medical history, but once they’ve decided that you don’t have any real baddies hiding in your DNA and that your stuff is thick and rich you can donate once a week for as long as you like. [/QUOTE] As wonderful as that sounds, I remember he was also limited as to how often he could have sex or beat off. He was unhappy about that. He had some sort of schedule for donations and had to keep the product in tip top form. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/975 "2008-01-17T16:01:38Z")
So you can still get laid, but you have to work around your donation schedule…hmmmm …supplemental income, here I cum! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/976 "2008-01-17T16:05:42Z")
\*\* I Pit the fascist, oppressive, jack-booted rules of my local sperm bank!!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/977 "2008-01-17T16:12:47Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] I remember he was also limited as to how often he could have sex or… [/QUOTE] How did they collect in those situations? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/978 "2008-01-17T16:22:34Z")
You know how they milk cows, right…? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/979 "2008-01-17T16:24:58Z")
**Prostate-milking my pet yak: any suggestions?** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2008, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/980 "2008-01-17T16:25:26Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] How did they collect in those situations? [/QUOTE] You have to abstain from ejaculating for at least 3 days before your time to insure a good sample. If you start coming in and only giving a smatter of baby batter then you’ll get cut off. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=48) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=50)