# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/101 "2008-01-08T01:18:59Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] How is a bay going to bring you pie and Pepsi? Don’t answer. [/QUOTE] I won’t. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/102 "2008-01-08T01:24:12Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I won’t. [/QUOTE] I will but first I must finish my thread dedicated to some postmaster or other. It is coming along so slowly because it will be in the form of an epic sonnet. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/103 "2008-01-08T01:48:46Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I will but first I must finish my thread dedicated to some postmaster or other. It is coming along so slowly because it will be in the form of an epic sonnet. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Ooh, do we get to see it when its done? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/104 "2008-01-08T01:51:16Z")
Yes, I will PM it to all interested parties once I get I sent to the Library of Congress. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/105 "2008-01-08T01:56:36Z")
Thread: The doper name thread! (just add your user name to the list) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/106 "2008-01-08T01:57:22Z")
**Help me index and cross-reference all 572 books on Peruvian sheep-herding calls at the Library of Congress!** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/107 "2008-01-08T02:18:16Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] **Help me index and cross-reference all 572 books on Peruvian sheep-herding calls at the Library of Congress!** [/QUOTE] There are obviously 573. Amateur. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/108 "2008-01-08T02:24:02Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] There are obviously 573. Amateur. [/QUOTE] If you are counting 573, you must be including the Anthology of Peruvian Sheep-herding calls. That is not a reference in its own right, so the total of 572 should stand as the correct total. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![A\_Priori\_Tea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3bc359/32.png) [@A\_Priori\_Tea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Priori_Tea)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/109 "2008-01-08T02:37:39Z")
Wait… what were you guys talking about, again? **Gitmo Dopefest - Who Wants To Waterboard?!** ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/110 "2008-01-08T02:42:02Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] If you are counting 573, you must be including the Anthology of Peruvian Sheep-herding calls. That is not a reference in its own right, so the total of 572 should stand as the correct total. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Why, it most certainly is. Don’t you be dragging those poor Peruvian sheep herders into this. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/111 "2008-01-08T02:46:45Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Why, it most certainly is. Don’t you be dragging those poor Peruvian sheep herders into this. [/QUOTE] I would not even think of bringing the Peruvian Sheep-herders into this. It would be wrong to even invite them. Being Peruvian, they do not have access to the LoC. I would expect you to know this and I am being wooshed. If not, unless someone is willing to start a thread listing all 572 references, it must stand at 572. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/112 "2008-01-08T02:59:40Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] I would not even think of bringing the Peruvian Sheep-herders into this. It would be wrong to even invite them. Being Peruvian, they do not have access to the LoC. I would expect you to know this and I am being wooshed. If not, unless someone is willing to start a thread listing all 572 references, it must stand at 572. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] Unfortunately, your inability to count is exceeded only by your inability to pick an alpaca from a llama. 1. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/113 "2008-01-08T03:08:21Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Unfortunately, your inability to count is exceeded only by your inability to pick an alpaca from a llama. 1. [/QUOTE] Are you trying to imply that any self-respecting sheep-herder would call llama? Llamas are a member of the [camelid](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camelidae) family. **Sheep-herders** are prohibited by union rules from calling for any member of the camel family. Perhaps you should spend some time **reading** the sources you can count. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/114 "2008-01-08T03:41:23Z")
Where’s my Pepsi and pie??!?! ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/115 "2008-01-08T03:52:30Z")
Your hostess is playing the Sims and unavailable for comment. You get me, a Frapple, and moldy Pepper Jack on Ritz. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/116 "2008-01-08T04:10:23Z")
[QUOTE=SSG Schwartz] Your hostess is playing the Sims and unavailable for comment. You get me, a Frapple, and moldy Pepper Jack on Ritz. SSG Schwartz [/QUOTE] So..am I correct in thinking there will be no Pepsi or pie? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/117 "2008-01-08T04:14:01Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So..am I correct in thinking there will be no Pepsi or pie? [/QUOTE] No Pepsi, no pie, and [Eric Cartman] No side dish [/Eric Cartman] SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/118 "2008-01-08T04:14:05Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] So..am I correct in thinking there will be no Pepsi or pie? [/QUOTE] No Pepsi and no pie? I’m not coming. That doesn’t mean what you think it means. ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/119 "2008-01-08T04:16:33Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] No Pepsi and no pie? I’m not coming. That doesn’t mean what you think it means. [/QUOTE] Thanks, I’ll lock up when I leave. SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/120 "2008-01-08T04:17:17Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] No Pepsi and no pie? I’m not coming. That doesn’t mean what you think it means. [/QUOTE] _blinks a few times…wipes his glasses_ I’m sorry, did your screenname say **Autolycus**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=7)