# Thread titles that will have 0 replies and 0 views **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324 "2008-01-04T22:13:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/161 "2008-01-08T18:44:13Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] That is correct, sir! [/QUOTE] Which? ---
**Author:** ![SSG\_Schwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/162 "2008-01-08T18:46:22Z")
\*\*I found a nickel under my sofa cushion. (Long) \*\* SSG Schwartz ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/163 "2008-01-08T18:53:25Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Which? [/QUOTE] Both? ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/164 "2008-01-08T18:56:33Z")
**Doing another load of laundry, TMI.** ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/165 "2008-01-08T19:13:34Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Both? [/QUOTE] You are correct sir. A shiny new couch nickel for LOUNE! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/166 "2008-01-08T19:24:53Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] You are correct sir. A shiny new couch nickel for LOUNE! [/QUOTE] Woo! A nickel! ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/167 "2008-01-08T19:32:05Z")
Are couch nickels similar to ass pennies? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/168 "2008-01-08T19:32:47Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Are couch nickels similar to ass pennies? [/QUOTE] Insofar as one is from the ass and the other from a couch, then no. “Insofar”. “Ass pennies”. _snerk_ ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/169 "2008-01-08T19:46:29Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Are couch nickels similar to ass pennies? [/QUOTE] Do I really want to know what an “ass penny” is? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/170 "2008-01-08T19:49:19Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] Do I really want to know what an “ass penny” is? [/QUOTE] Sounds like you have a little Google journey to take yourself on, young one. ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/171 "2008-01-08T19:57:26Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Sounds like you have a little Google journey to take yourself on, young one. [/QUOTE] ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/172 "2008-01-08T19:59:32Z")
To keep the coin theme going… **Best way to make change for a dime?** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/173 "2008-01-08T20:00:40Z")
[QUOTE=labtrash] ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew :eek: [/QUOTE] ::Shields labtrash:: Leave \*\*labtrash \*\*ALONE! And stop posting plzkthxbye. ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/174 "2008-01-08T20:02:43Z")
Obligatory ass pennies link. [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ljt0hFMp2g) ---
**Author:** ![fisha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@fisha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisha)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/175 "2008-01-08T20:09:10Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] And stop posting **plzkthxbye**. [/QUOTE] No, that isn’t \*\*VCO3’\*\*s new nick it’s in all caps, and looks more like this \*\*IABFDBWIAAWEHSRSLY? \*\* Or something. ---
**Author:** ![Intelligently\_Designed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intelligently_designed/32/20957_2.png) [@Intelligently\_Designed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intelligently_Designed)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/176 "2008-01-08T20:20:48Z")
**Ask the 1841 Postmaster General** ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/177 "2008-01-08T20:29:35Z")
HJDHJFHFHDHRES (i’m not even trying anymore) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/178 "2008-01-08T20:31:05Z")
Postcards and You: How the Postmaster General Impacts Your Life. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/179 "2008-01-08T20:35:33Z")
46 pages to go? ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2008, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324/180 "2008-01-08T20:40:23Z")
[QUOTE=fisha] Obligatory ass pennies link. ![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/3Ljt0hFMp2g/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/3Ljt0hFMp2g?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque [/QUOTE] Wow, I’m almost 40, and have never heard of this. Fucking hilarious video. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-titles-that-will-have-0-replies-and-0-views/432324.md?page=10)