# Thread with the Least Representitive Title **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 22, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163 "2000-09-22T17:39:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/1 "2000-09-22T17:39:03Z")
I like white chocolate. Don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/2 "2000-09-22T17:41:51Z")
Especially in brownies ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/3 "2000-09-22T17:46:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*I like white chocolate. Don’t you? \*\* Big “Yes” here. For some reason people think that’s weird. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/4 "2000-09-22T17:54:07Z")
Ain’t got no chocolate in it, though. Just fat, vanilla and sugar. Doesn’t mean it doesn’t taste good in a white chocolate chip/macadamia nut cookie. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/5 "2000-09-22T19:12:42Z")
Does anyone have hubcaps for a 1977 Chevy Vega? ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/6 "2000-09-22T19:16:52Z")
I usually don’t like much white chocolate, but I do like the white mixed with milk chocolate. and no sorry I don’t have any hub caps for your Vega. I’ve got lots of Motorcycle license plates though. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/7 "2000-09-22T19:25:08Z")
It’s okay. But it really needs to get a new name. White Chocolate is way too misleading. Try “Chocolate Substitute.” That way people will think it is healthier and more prone to eat it. Also, white chocolate covered pretzels are rather tasty. But it can create a bigger mess on your hands than normal chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/8 "2000-09-22T19:32:08Z")
My wise-assedness has seemed to have given birth to the most confusing and utterly useless thread in the history of electrons. I wonder what white chocolate cover hub caps taste like. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/9 "2000-09-22T19:34:33Z")
Oh sure. White chocolate covered pretzels are good. But do you know what else are good? Aardvarks. But of course, by “good”, I mean “reptile-like little creatures that walk real funny”. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/10 "2000-09-22T19:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Connor \* > \*\*Oh sure. White chocolate covered pretzels are good. But do you know what else are good? Aardvarks. > > But of course, by “good”, I mean “reptile-like little creatures that walk real funny”. \*\* Then what you’ve said is: “White chocolate covered pretzels are reptile-like creatures that walk real funny.” I disagree. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/11 "2000-09-22T19:46:19Z")
No, I think what he’s saying is that aardvarks are usually covered in fat, vanilla and sugar. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/12 "2000-09-22T19:51:44Z")
I agree about the inherent goodness of aardvarks, but if any strangely named small animal whose name starts with an “A” gets my vote, it’s armadillos. Small, compact, and lovely singing voices. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/13 "2000-09-22T19:55:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pugluvr \* > \*\*white chocolate chip/macadamia nut cookie. \*\* ::drools:: ::wipes spit off the side of her mouth:: Yes, as a matter of fact, I _do_ like white chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/14 "2000-09-22T20:15:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rosebud \* > \*\*I agree about the inherent goodness of aardvarks, but if any strangely named small animal whose name starts with an “A” gets my vote, it’s armadillos. Small, compact, and lovely singing voices. \*\* Now I certainly don’t want to steal any thunder from the ever pleasing armadillo, but if we want to get the animal with the best name that happens to start with the letter “a”, I imagine that the Teeming Millions could come up with something much better. Even if we have to lie. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/15 "2000-09-22T20:19:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Connor \* > \*\*if we want to get the animal with the best name that happens to start with the letter “a”, I imagine that the Teeming Millions could come up with something much better. > > Even if we have to lie. \*\* **A** rnold the pig. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/16 "2000-09-22T20:20:30Z")
My vote is the ant. 'Cause they would taste great smothered in white chocolate. Or any kind of chocolate for that matter. Mmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/17 "2000-09-22T20:30:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > **My wise-assedness has seemed to have given birth to the most confusing and utterly useless thread in the history of electrons.** For posterity, I’d like to direct people confused by Jack’s weird little thread to [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=39449), at which this smart-assed commentary is directed. So, in a small way, I’m responsible for this waste of time and computer resources. But, in a much bigger way, Jack’s parents and rolemodels are responsible – let’s point all fingers at them, 'kay? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/18 "2000-09-22T20:32:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giraffe \* > \*\*But, in a much bigger way, Jack’s parents and rolemodels are responsible – let’s point all fingers at them, 'kay? \*\* Go ahead, it always worked for me. ---
**Author:** ![StompyGodzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@StompyGodzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StompyGodzilla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/19 "2000-09-22T21:20:47Z")
Not really. I like dark chocolate best. ---
**Author:** ![conway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@conway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/conway)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163/20 "2000-09-22T21:32:09Z")
Wait, this thread isn’t in reference to Jason Williams of the Sacramento Kings? Damn. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/thread-with-the-least-representitive-title/34163.md?page=2)