# Threadfight!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915 "2003-06-24T01:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/1 "2003-06-24T01:47:39Z")
Awwright, listen up. This is my thread and that’s the way I like it. I got my wet bar set up and loaded with quality but not ostentatious drinks. I got Budweiser and St. Pauli Girl on tap. I got my foosball table, and my pool table, lots of stools and whatnot. On the jukebox I got 70s and 80s stuff: Moody Blues, Zep, Boz Scaggs, Bad Company, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and all the rest of that good stuff. Hanging over the bar we got a picture of G. Dubya, Bush Sr., Ronny the Man, and Tricky Dick Nixon. This is my bar, my thread, my post, so you just watch yourself. I will not brook any intolerance. None whatsoever. Get that smirk off your face. If you’re feeling froggy, than jump. See what happens. Try me. ::Throttles pool cue and stares menacingly:: Oh, and check all guns and knives at the door, please. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/2 "2003-06-24T01:50:47Z")
What, you don’t allow concealed carry here? What are you, some kind of commie pinko liberal? ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/3 "2003-06-24T01:52:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*What, you don’t allow concealed carry here? What are you, some kind of commie pinko liberal? \*\* I prefer to fight as God intended, with pool cues, broken bottles, and barstools. Now what did you call me, Boy? ---
**Author:** ![Jessity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jessity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jessity)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/4 "2003-06-24T01:53:09Z")
Keep your stool away from me, you freak. ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/5 "2003-06-24T01:53:58Z")
You got Midori back there? ~tries to peek behind the bar~ ~J ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/6 "2003-06-24T01:55:09Z")
So you got watered-down piss and trendy girly beer. Where the hell’s the Pabst? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/7 "2003-06-24T01:56:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jessity \* > \*\*Keep your stool away from me, you freak. \*\* What? You don’t like my stool? WHAP! Do you like it now? ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/8 "2003-06-24T01:59:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*So you got watered-down piss and trendy girly beer. > > Where the hell’s the Pabst? 😃 \*\* Ahhh, So you’re a funny man aren’t you Mr. Big Floppy Clown Feet ? Let’s see how funny you look after **Jaade** is done with you. Said you were ugly and dress funny. Whatcha gonna do about it? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/9 "2003-06-24T02:00:00Z")
Gimme two drafts, and if I want any lip from you, I’ll drop my pants.:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/10 "2003-06-24T02:00:18Z")
Who’s up for foosball? Any takers? And no spinning, dammit… ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/11 "2003-06-24T02:03:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > \*\*Gimme two drafts, and if I want any lip from you, I’ll drop my pants.:mad: \*\* Get 'em yourself, and don’t forget to tip Hilda, she needs a new glass eye. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/12 "2003-06-24T02:04:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > I prefer to fight as God intended, with pool cues, broken bottles, and barstools. > > Now what did you call me, Boy? You heard me. And didn’t I see you at that no nukes, socialized medicine, solar power, and gun control rally the other day? If I squint, you almost look like Ralph Nader. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/13 "2003-06-24T02:05:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Ahhh, So you’re a funny man aren’t you Mr. Big Floppy Clown Feet ? > > Let’s see how funny you look after **Jaade** is done with you. Said you were ugly and dress funny. Whatcha gonna do about it? \*\* \*\*Jaade won’t be ablr to do anything after I slip her a mickey. And as for you, be careful or I’ll shave your back to match your head. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/14 "2003-06-24T02:07:49Z")
Ino: Is that Bill Clinton over there with your Mama? ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/15 "2003-06-24T02:08:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*What, you don’t allow concealed carry here? What are you, some kind of commie pinko liberal? \*\* I’ll second that. Damn Commie pinko liberal bastards. Hell, even John Wayne carried a gun into the saloons. **NO WHALES!! SAVE THE NUKES!** Tripler **Yeticus** , I’ll play you. But not if you spill beer on the table like last time.[sub]Kinda hard to play when the fuckin’ ball sticks to your players.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/16 "2003-06-24T02:09:22Z")
Nice to see a place where I can brandish my crossbow freely 😉 You wouldn’t happen to have sweet tea, would you? Or anything non-alcoholic? ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/17 "2003-06-24T02:09:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*And as for you, be careful or I’ll shave your back to match your head. \*\* I can’t take you seriously with those feet. Was your Daddy Ronald McDonald? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/18 "2003-06-24T02:10:52Z")
No, but I was your daddy. ---
**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/19 "2003-06-24T02:11:04Z")
Well, the music isn’t bad, but I can’t say I much like the decorations. _throws dart_ All riiiiiight, I got Bushie in the eye! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/20 "2003-06-24T02:11:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > Ino: That’s it. Say what you want about my momma. But if you ever … _ **EVER** _ … call me INO again … There will be a brawl to put John Wayne’s brawl in _The Quiet Man_ to shame. So. Whaddya say we pop that on the TV above the bar, grab a few beers ourselves, and forget this whole “Ino” business? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915.md?page=2)