# Threadfight!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915 "2003-06-24T01:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/21 "2003-06-24T02:12:27Z")
Why don’t you pussies shut up and start fighting before some Mod goes and tries to move this to MPSIMS or something. Don’t even think about it Winkelfeld. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/22 "2003-06-24T02:12:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Get 'em yourself, and don’t forget to tip Hilda, she needs a new glass eye. \*\* Tip? TIP?!? [unzip] she better take out her dentures… [/unzip] ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/23 "2003-06-24T02:13:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Oh, and check all guns and knives at the door, please. \*\* Yep, its loaded all right. Thanks for the reminder. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/24 "2003-06-24T02:13:45Z")
It’s too late for that, **lno**. He insults you, he insults me. He owes me an apology or I’ll mount his pasty bald head in the living room of my double-wide. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/25 "2003-06-24T02:15:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*No, but I was your daddy. \*\* That would be quite a trick since you were still puking on your mother’s fetid milk while I was out there… …Hey wait a minute. Did you just say I was bald? ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/26 "2003-06-24T02:16:35Z")
Did I stutter? The bottoms of your feet have more hair than your head, monkey-boy. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/27 "2003-06-24T02:18:16Z")
😕 I really don’t see what primarily dead presidents have to do with a bar and shootin’ pool, but whatever. Really, and must there be all this fightin’ over stools and things? Why can’t we all just get drunk and shoot pool . . . [celestina grabs a pool stick] Oooh, I just _love_ playing pool! I ain’t played in ages though. Y’all fellas be nice now, y’hear? Oh, and bartender, would you bring me a bottle of Peroni and a glass? Thanks, hon. I prefer to drink my beer in a glass. And if you ain’t got that, then I’ll take a shot of Oban with just a splash of distilled water. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/28 "2003-06-24T02:18:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*That’s it. > > Say what you want about my momma. > > But if you ever … _ **EVER** _ … call me INO again … > > \*\* Well, allright then. I didn’t know that bugged you. You might want to consider asking somebody to change that thing you got there over “member” so it says something different. I dunno, how about “Yak breath” ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/29 "2003-06-24T02:20:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\*Yep, its loaded all right. Thanks for the reminder. \*\* Hey Buddy, come on in. I’ll sit you here right under Bush Sr. Just hang on for a second because I taped today’s Rush Limbaugh show. Let me replay it for you. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/30 "2003-06-24T02:21:41Z")
Need blondes at that party, cowboy? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/31 "2003-06-24T02:22:13Z")
Sweet jezus, I can’t ever remember seeing replies come in “full automatic” mode. This is funny. Look at 'em all, 9:12, 9:12, 9:12. . . Fuck this beer crap. Barkeep, gimme that whisky on the shelf there. Tripler That’s right. Just bring the whole damn bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/32 "2003-06-24T02:22:16Z")
Celestina: My those sure are some pretty orange stretch pants your wearing. ---
**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/33 "2003-06-24T02:27:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by teleute12 \* > \*\*Well, the music isn’t bad, but I can’t say I much like the decorations. \*\* What are yeeeew talkin’ 'bout? The music sucks ass and it’s waaaaay too bright in here. What kind of racket are you running Scylla? And where the fuck is the BLIMP?!? Alright, I’m properly riled, who wants to fight? ::swings at the crowd:: ::Grabs the Marker’s Mark and heads for the dark corner:: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/34 "2003-06-24T02:28:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > Well, allright then. I didn’t know that bugged you. You might want to consider asking somebody to change that thing you got there over “member” so it says something different. > > I dunno, how about “Yak breath” I asked for **Your mom** but Lynn and Tuba told me that you’d cry, so I’m keeping **lno**. It’s a good litmus test for illiteracy. ---
**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/35 "2003-06-24T02:29:28Z")
::skulks back to tip Hilda:: ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/36 "2003-06-24T02:30:54Z")
Is this the PMT thread? What? Oh. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/37 "2003-06-24T02:32:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lno \* > \*\*I asked for **Your mom** but Lynn and Tuba told me that you’d cry, so I’m keeping **lno**. It’s a good litmus test for illiteracy. \*\* Fine. Be Ino. See if I care. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/38 "2003-06-24T02:33:34Z")
Gotcha, **ScyIIa**. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/39 "2003-06-24T02:35:37Z")
Somethin’ you need to say about “double-wide”, pardner? Would the first word be “trailer” and the second rhymes with “crash”? Is that what you’re leadin’ up to? 'Cause thats mighty big talk from someone whos too wimpy to be a jarhead, not smart enough for the Coast Guard and too gay for the Navy! I’m blood kin to the javelina, eat gila monsters for breakfast, and scratch my nuts with a K-bar. And I know where El Geeko Greco hides the good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/40 "2003-06-24T02:35:46Z")
**ino** , you better pack a lunch. You only get his mom after I’m done with her. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915.md?page=3)