# Threadfight!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915 "2003-06-24T01:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/41 "2003-06-24T02:36:32Z")
:eek: **Scylla** , why I declare. I’m glad you like what you see, Sugar, but I could have sworn I was wearing some cut off blue jean shorts just a minute ago. 😕 It must be real dark in here, or _someone’s_ farther along in this drinkin’ game than I am. [celestina turns toward the bar] Hey bartender! Where’s my drink, hon? I’ve got to catch up with my host here. Oh, and **lno** , even though I know better, every time I see you name, hon, I keep thinking it is **Ino** What’s your name stand for, if you don’t mind my askin’. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/42 "2003-06-24T02:37:05Z")
Incidentally, the i isn’t the only thing small about you. That’s what your girl told me anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/43 "2003-06-24T02:38:51Z")
Ok **Tripler** , here’s the rules: If a goal is scored on you, you take a shot of whiskey… If a goal is scored on me, you take two shots of whiskey… If the ball leaves the playing field, you take three shots of whiskey… If you spin, you follow up a shot with a draft… If you puke, you lose 5 goals… Ok, let’s bet…$50 a game… GAME ON! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/44 "2003-06-24T02:39:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\* I got Budweiser and St. Pauli Girl on tap. \*\* Did you ever know that you’re my hero? You’re everything I wish I could be. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/45 "2003-06-24T02:39:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\*Somethin’ you need to say about “double-wide”, pardner? Would the first word be “trailer” and the second rhymes with “crash”? Is that what you’re leadin’ up to? 'Cause thats mighty big talk from someone whos too wimpy to be a jarhead, not smart enough for the Coast Guard and too gay for the Navy! > > I’m blood kin to the javelina, eat gila monsters for breakfast, and scratch my nuts with a K-bar. And I know where El Geeko Greco hides the good stuff. \*\* Hey, I didn’t mean to knock you down. And while you’re down there on your knees like a good liberal you can tie my shoe. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/46 "2003-06-24T02:42:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Celestina: > > My those sure are some pretty orange stretch pants your wearing. \*\* Quite the faux pas…wearing the same thing as the host. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/47 "2003-06-24T02:42:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\ ***ino** , you better pack a lunch. You only get his mom after I’m done with her. \*\* Well, if Hildy’s your type, you can go for it. Just don’t forget to tip her. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/48 "2003-06-24T02:42:52Z")
Yeeee-haw, **Scylla**! Sure, bring on your Limbaugh recording, listening to him talk always reminds me of the bean-eating scene in _Blazing Saddles_. ---
**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/49 "2003-06-24T02:43:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*Did you ever know that you’re my hero? You’re everything I wish I could be. \*\* Scylla, this dude is talkin’s some serious smack. Are you just gonna sit back and take that? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/50 "2003-06-24T02:44:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by celestina \* > Oh, and **lno** , even though I know better, every time I see you name, hon, I keep thinking it is **Ino** What’s your name stand for, if you don’t mind my askin’. [Right here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=1483072#post1483072), sugah. Now, Airman, I drove your wife down to Chicago. Right now, you owe me a beer, not some insults. Or, y’know, you could mosey on over behind Scylla with that pool cue in hand… ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/51 "2003-06-24T02:47:04Z")
That’s funny, your wife and I didn’t see you there. Then again, we were in some seedy hotel room the whole time, so I guess that makes sense. And here’s your beer. Yuengling Original Backwash. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/52 "2003-06-24T02:47:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*Hey, I didn’t mean to knock you down. And while you’re down there on your knees like a good liberal you can tie my shoe. \*\* If you take notes, maybe next time you can do it yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/53 "2003-06-24T02:47:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\*Yeeee-haw, **Scylla**! Sure, bring on your Limbaugh recording, listening to him talk always reminds me of the bean-eating scene in _Blazing Saddles_. \*\* You know it took a lot of nerve for you to walk in here. Take more than that to walk out… ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/54 "2003-06-24T02:48:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > That’s funny, your wife and I didn’t see you there. Then again, we were in some seedy hotel room the whole time, so I guess that makes sense. Sorry, hon, I ain’t married yet. You must have been with Scylla’s. ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/55 "2003-06-24T02:49:24Z")
Maybe it was your sister. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/56 "2003-06-24T02:50:16Z")
You knwo, you’re right. It was **Scylla’s**. My bad. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/57 "2003-06-24T03:02:12Z")
Aww, hell, ain’t nobody here but a bunch of cringing toadies of the Ruling Class! I been thumped by Oakland cops, I don’t scare easy. Besides, I saw you back there sneaking that Karpov vodka into the Absolut bottle. ---
**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/58 "2003-06-24T03:08:51Z")
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a thread grow so fast. All right, y’all, [I have some high-quality stuff, here](http://www.frii.com/~scottkly/script.html), who’ll give me what for what? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/59 "2003-06-24T03:11:09Z")
Well, hello there, darlin’! So nice to meet a woman that doesn’t have a funny accent. What do you say we have a couple shots of tekeela and I’ll show you how to make a bong out of a beer bottle and a Yankee’s skull. ---
**Author:** ![Mariemarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/58f4c7/32.png) [@Mariemarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mariemarie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/60 "2003-06-24T03:11:40Z")
Tripler, Yeticus: I want to play. How about mixed doubles? I play goalie. No spinning. Anything over than 4 pi is a penalty, and the other team gets the ball. So we need one more player-- anyone? Bonus question: Do we need a male or a female? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915.md?page=4)