# Threadfight!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 24, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915 "2003-06-24T01:47:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/61 "2003-06-24T03:20:26Z")
Barkeep! My good man, I am temporarily low on funds. Might I interest you in an exchange, this perfectly harmless tribble, for one small drink? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/62 "2003-06-24T03:23:16Z")
Boy! That fuzzy little critter sure don’t like **Scylla** very much! Look how aggravated it gets! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/63 "2003-06-24T04:15:37Z")
Has nobody yet driven up in a pickup with a gun rack, blaring George Strait/Garth Brooks/Vince Gill/other down the open road, drinking Bud and watching the stars while cozying up with one’s date/cousin? Guess I’ll do that. ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/64 "2003-06-24T04:53:03Z")
I got a twenty here that sez **Scylla** can take **Airman Doors, USAF** two outta three! Who sez different? ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/65 "2003-06-24T07:25:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Freyr \* > \*\*I got a twenty here that sez **Scylla** can take **Airman Doors, USAF** two outta three! Who sez different? \*\* _::nonchalantly smashing a beer bottle across the back of the unsuspecting flyboys head::_ Me. _::steps across the slumped body, and into the party::_ By the way, did I ever mention how shite all of your favourite sports teams are? Or how pish your local beer is? Or how ugly your women are? Well I did now. Let’s be having ya. ---
**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/66 "2003-06-24T07:51:36Z")
Tough? You all think you’re TOUGH!? HA!!! I’ve got a couple of good buddies from work who’re tougher that all of you combined! (zoogirl opens sack of rattlesnakes, cobra’s and a copperhead for good measure.) Hey, Sheba! 'Cmere, girl (The door opens and an eight foot alligator strolls in) Ya like to say hi to my friends? ( zoogirl heads for the nearest barstool and pulls out the most potent weapon of all…a bottle of CANADIAN BEER!) ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/67 "2003-06-24T09:35:04Z")
Snakes and alligators, eh? Great stuff, my wife’s going to love her new handbag. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/68 "2003-06-24T09:43:36Z")
Hullo…is this the Assertiveness Awareness Group? What? Oh. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/69 "2003-06-24T10:00:01Z")
Sheeeeit. Not only will I take your money, but I’ll take your girl and her money too. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/70 "2003-06-24T11:46:31Z")
Hey, quiet, guys, its the phone!! Hello?..yes m’am, yes, he is…yes, m’am, I’ll tell him… Hey, **Airhead!** Somebody on the phone says to tell you the Commander in Chief of the House says get yer sorry ass home in ten minutes flat or ship out to the Nookie Free Zone. Oh, and trim yer toenails. ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/71 "2003-06-24T13:29:48Z")
:Walks in quietly, steps up to the bar: Three shots of Wild Turkey, straight up! 1️⃣ 2️⃣ 3️⃣ Now, where’s **Scylla’s** wife? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/72 "2003-06-24T13:54:37Z")
_Strolls in and sets cases of darts, pool cue and Flat Tire on the unlevel bar_ Well I’ll be… ain’t never seen a three man Indian leg wrestle before. Flip you girls for the break? ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/73 "2003-06-24T14:00:55Z")
Can somebody turn the TV to ESPN please? Oh, and I brought a couple bags of salty snacks- should I put them on the bar? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/74 "2003-06-24T14:15:10Z")
Oh barkeep, I’d like to order a Chardonay and a cold pasta salad please. ---
**Author:** ![Read\_Neck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Read\_Neck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Read_Neck)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/75 "2003-06-24T14:41:24Z")
What? No chicken wire around the jukebox? ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/76 "2003-06-24T15:04:02Z")
Anyone mind if I add to the decor? _hangs pics of Dubya Jr. and brother Jebbie_ **teleute12** , can I borrow some of your darts? Tally ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/77 "2003-06-24T15:56:30Z")
“Hallo, there. I’m an English tourist, I was wondering if you had a pay phone I might use? You see, I’m quite lost and need to call a Taxi.” “Oh, I do so love these provincial American bars, the atmosphere is so friendly. Landlady, may I have a Gin and Tonic whilst I’m here?” ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/78 "2003-06-24T16:25:57Z")
\*\*English tourist my arse!/b] Sez here that you’re from CAL-EE-FOR-NEE! You’ve got a lot to answer for, you Chablis-swillin’, Sequoia-hugin’, sprout-eatin’, cell-phone-totin’, medicinal-marijuana-promotin’, feng-shui-lovin’ FREAK! Get yer pansy ass over here and bend over for the whippin’ yer about to get! **NOW!** ---
**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/79 "2003-06-24T16:27:31Z")
Goll-durn vBulletin coding! Get yer pansy ass over here and bend over for the whippin’ yer about to get! **NOW!** ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/80 "2003-06-24T16:28:31Z")
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