# Threadfight!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 24, 2003, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915 "2003-06-24T01:47:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/121 "2003-06-26T13:34:50Z")

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**Baker** , that’s my fucking pizza. How dare you give it to a damn tribble?

Barkeep! Three more shots of Turkey!

1️⃣  
2️⃣  
3️⃣

I gotta piss.

_walks into the bathroom_

Sweet merciful Jesus, who puked in here? **Airman** clean up after yourself. And how did you manage to get puke on the celing anyway?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/122 "2003-06-26T14:06:29Z")

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Have some respect **elf6c**. Them sweaty ass stains are where Jacy Farrow _removes hat_ lost her virginity.

You gotta admit, it does help put some english on the ball.

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/123 "2003-06-26T17:43:27Z")

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~holds the bra with two fingers and then hands it back to **zoogirl** ~

Ugh…that’s not mine.

~takes the bottle of watermelon pucker from behind the bar and drinks a few swigs~

Guess I didn’t wear mine tonight.

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/124 "2003-06-28T04:59:10Z")

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Spit it out. Dammit, SPIT it out!!

SHEBA! DROP IT!!!

(zoogirl picks up slightly used tribble.) “Anyone looking for this? I think it’s okay - no, wait.”

“Oh crap, blood! Hey tribble, ya okay little guy? Hmm, no wounds…”

zoogirl notices **Ale** for the first time.

“Oh oh…”

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadfight/183915/125 "2003-06-28T05:02:17Z")

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\<types a sentence that is informing that he is typing a sentence\>

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