# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/181 "2001-01-02T22:01:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wolverine \* > \*\*I read the OP and posted immediately. So I have no idea what the discussion is currently about. \*\* Well Wolverine. The discussion is currently about how struuter and I will get our big break on tv using knishes and sporks. My girlfriend is somehow to appear on the Playboy channel, and Sauron is stuttering on and on about my co-star. Now, you’re up to date. 😉 I’ll bring the potato mashers out if you need another lesson. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/182 "2001-01-02T22:05:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wolverine \* > \*\*I read the OP and posted immediately. So I have no idea what the discussion is currently about. \*\* Damn, now that’s what I call class. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/183 "2001-01-02T22:26:27Z")
My apologies for the earlier double post, all. The site told me my connection timed out, and the post didn’t appear when I pulled the thread back up. So I posted again. Not sure what happened. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/184 "2001-01-02T22:34:10Z")
\ Don’t worry about it. You didn’t miss anything…feel like knishes? 😉 BTW, wolverine…that was very nice. Bravo. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/185 "2001-01-02T23:36:51Z")
Why oh why do these things always turn into food discussions? Hey all you noshers! There is a THREAD running amok and all you are doing is discussing things Knishish. Don’t make me get my story book out… ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/186 "2001-01-03T00:31:09Z")
I know how to kill this thread dead… ::Pulls out the phone book:: AA cleaners 869-2256 Aaamazing plants856-5655… ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/187 "2001-01-03T00:43:25Z")
Ha Ha! I don’t think so, **Odieman**. Aardvarks Anonymous 458-9567 Aaron’s Dry Cleaning 567-9574 ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/188 "2001-01-03T00:45:50Z")
What’s up with your phone book? Isn’t AAAmazing plants be before AA cleaners? ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/189 "2001-01-03T00:46:32Z")
All, ``` The time has come for me to try to get some sleep. I'm gonna give being on time for work a shot. The life of a DBA is so hectic. :) ``` struuter, I’ll dream of your knishes tonite! 😉 (will you dream of my sporks?) ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/190 "2001-01-03T00:52:45Z")
\ **Cobravert** , as a fellow master of the culinary arts (Hell, I STARTED the whole spork thing, back in the other thread), I am forced to challenge you in a death-duel, to decide which one of us will have rights to **struuter’s** knishes. BUT, as the Super-Mega-Threadkiller-o-Doom **pwill** has pointed out, whilst we are discussing networks, there is a crazy thread on the loose. Lord knows what harm it can do while we banter over series rights and baked goods. I, for one, will not stand for this. \ This spork, entrusted to me by the lovely **struuter** in our previous battle, shall be my only tool as I go off to struggle with the monstrosity before us. I feel sad that **Tymp** has not yet come to this thread, broadsword in hand, to aid me in valient struggle, but it appears it is up to me. Onward! \ … … … … … \ It seems that I left through the wrong door. BUT, do not fear, for now I know the proper exit to use! Once again, ONWARD! TO GLORY! \ ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/191 "2001-01-03T01:03:22Z")
Errrr it went thataway… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/192 "2001-01-03T01:16:26Z")
I’m so ready to add **strutter** s comment “I’ve got hot knishes and I know how to use them” to my sig line. Also, I’m so not surprised by **Wolverine** s actions, posting sans reading. That’s the problem with those UofM critters! **Go Bucks!** ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/193 "2001-01-03T01:17:37Z")
I’ve got worldwide right to this one… who needs some commercial time? ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/194 "2001-01-03T01:19:19Z")
Ha! The fool has fallen for my trap! What **Jester** does not know is that through that door lies certian destruction! The real crazy thread is through the secret trap door in the ceiling! Through that door is a series of three traps so…um…hard, that only the coolest dude can survive! He’ll never make it! That’s a lotta exclimation marks! The first trap is one of those pail-of-water-on-the-door-which-is-opened-just-a-crack traps! Ingenious, I know. The second is a pit covered by grass, which leads to the room that we put all the trolls in! He’ll never survive that one! They get progressively worse, as you can tell. The third one is so horrible that I cannot even bear to mention it at this time! Maybe **Jester** can enlighten you all when he gets there, if he makes it! With him now gone, there is nothing that can stop me! Well, I guess there is, but at this rate you’ll all be gone soon! BWAA HA HA HA HA! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/195 "2001-01-03T01:28:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sauron \* > [Hey, is that struuter’s knish I smell? \*\* People, People, People, Didn’t I try to warn you about the knich? :walks off muttering: some people never listen, I told them not to eat the figgin knish but will they listen to me no Oh Nooooooooo, Fine, Good, Great, Let them eat it see if I careblah blah blah ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/196 "2001-01-03T01:31:54Z")
This is the worst episode of the Brady Bunch ever! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/197 "2001-01-03T01:43:47Z")
Has anybody seen the thread lately? You all have been so busy sporking knishes and kissing pnorks and the like that your nearly let the damniable beast sneak off. I happened to catch it just as it was creeping out the back door. I saw a bit of fur and grabbed for it. Why I don’t believe it. It looks just like a little baby puppy—the really cute kind. And it looks happy and playful and cute 🙂 On the outside…But when I swatted it on the nose (by the way,someone clean up that puddle will ya?) It revealed its true colors. It snarled and snapped at me and got me on the hand. Just look where it bit me. :looks down in horror to see that her hand has turned into . . . . . . . ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/198 "2001-01-03T01:49:54Z")
JDT’s uncircumsized penis. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/199 "2001-01-03T02:26:41Z")
BwaaahaHaHa Ha Yeah, this could come in handy indeed. I’ve alway wanted a one-eyed wonder worm, a… (Ok everybody, jump right in and complete the sentence. We’ll try to _euphimise_ it to death. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/200 "2001-01-03T02:31:08Z")
Hmmm…is it even possible to hijack this thread? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=11)