# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![richman2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@richman2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/richman2)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/281 "2001-01-03T22:44:11Z")
I don’t see how this will end, except when it’s closed. It’s too popular to escape attention for 24 hours. ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/282 "2001-01-03T22:56:23Z")
Heretic! You dare doubt the skills of this powerful band! Off with his head! ---
**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/283 "2001-01-03T23:02:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > **I missed out on Odieman and Mauvaise with toys, and Mauv’s wonderfully Freudian typo…** You just couldn’t have that let that one die with the thread, Tygr? :o ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/284 "2001-01-03T23:22:31Z")
well, last time sauron went for head, I mean, the head…urm, in head first (it ate him. We’re not going to discuss how he got aout, although I believe it involved heroic efforts with a spork!). Anyway, he was covered with thread slime…so I gave him the goose grease to be prepared this time. Talking of prepared…here’s the snausages for Dire Wolf…how you doin’? Shall I scratch your cute, little, wolfly ears whilst you eat? ---
**Author:** ![DynoSaur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DynoSaur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DynoSaur)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/285 "2001-01-04T00:12:31Z")
_sneaks in, stabs the thread in the neck_ die, dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/286 "2001-01-04T00:49:47Z")
You don’t know much about this board if you think sexual innuendo will kill a thread, in fact it makes it grow and it firms up it’s popularity. ---
**Author:** ![sulawesi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sulawesi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulawesi)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/287 "2001-01-04T01:00:19Z")
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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/288 "2001-01-04T01:02:54Z")
HEY!! First THIS: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Cobravert_ > **I missed out on Sauron and Tymp clanking around waving swords like deranged extras from a community theater production of Camelot and speaking as though they were quoting Shakespeare’s third cousin after an all night drunk…** And then, to add insult to injury, a _veteran thread-killer_ says: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*well, last time sauron went for head, I mean, the head…urm, in head first _(it ate him. We’re not going to discuss how he got aout, although I believe it involved heroic efforts with a spork!)_. > > Anyway, he was covered with thread slime…so I gave him the goose grease to be prepared this time. > > \*\* (Italics mine) I swear, it’s like I don’t matter anymore. First off, I was the one speaking Shakespeare slang with **Tymp**. **Sauron** has the grease, **Tymp** and I got the babbling, unnecesary speech. That’s okay, though. That, I can handle. But, etu, **fierra**? Yes, **Sauron** went into the thread, but I daresay, it definitely didn’t eat him. In fact, it was the completely wrong end. Nay, it was _I_ who was eaten, and sparked the entire spork discussion when I dug my way out. That hurts, **fierra** , that hurts. Now, I think it is obvious what I must do. I must go off, in self-declared exile, and part from our merry band. A shame, too, since **Dire Wold** just arrived, and **pwill’s** stories were getting good. But, I shall leave our ring around the fire, and wander off into the night to do solo battle with the thread-monster, to prove my honor to all of you. Farewell, friends. I leave you with this single emoticon to remember me by. ☹ \ Alright, thready. I created you, and so help me, I’m gonna… _ **CHOMP!!** _ Crap. ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/289 "2001-01-04T01:21:30Z")
Fierra sniffs, tearfully…Oh Jester, can you ever forgive me? It was, erm, post-traumatic thread syndrome or something like that…I repressed the memory of my last traumatic sight of you being swallowed by a monstrous thread, but this has brought it all back… Fierra walks over to thread and kicks its side hard! Give him back you varmint, or I’ll feed you the rest of this goose grease & read you a fairy story so sickeningly sweet that you’ll barf him up!!! I’m warning you… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/290 "2001-01-04T02:03:52Z")
Some of us have to work. And while I was at work today scheming up a way to kill this damnable thread, I thought “Hey I am an RN aren’t I?” “Well of course I am”. I replied to no one in particular. And I should use some the weapons I am most familiar with. Well I found the nearest Doctor and told him of my plight and he wrote me up a whole shitload of scripts right on the spot for all sorts of mean nasty medications to give to the thread. _one_of them is bound to work. Let’s see what I’ve got Ooooh yessss We’ll start with this. \> strides right up the beast and smacks him on the snout.(I still haven’t forgotten about that little nip earlier) \>when thread-beast opens up his maw to protest, he gets about 10 gallons of something called “go-lyte–total colon cleanser/irritant/laxative/Holy-Mary-Mother-of-God-this-shit-is-viscious” poured down his gullet Oh shit every body stand back. I know this probably won’t kill him. I just want to make him suffer a bit. LOOK OUT I THINK HE’S GOING TO BLOW ---
**Author:** ![City\_Gent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a87d85/32.png) [@City\_Gent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/City_Gent)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/291 "2001-01-04T02:23:02Z")
Can I just say at this juncture that this is my one hundredth post? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/292 "2001-01-04T02:28:50Z")
you know, this reminds me of that song little milliAmp sings around the house. How does it go? OPh, yeah… _ **This is the song that does not end, Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because, This is the song that does not end, Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue singing it forever just because…** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaz)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/293 "2001-01-04T02:32:31Z")
And out of the thread’s behind comes **Jester** among all the other fun things that this thread has consumed. Look, there’s a couple of knishes! And there’s that puppie we were playing with earlier. Over there I think i see a certain cucumber that looks awful familier… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/294 "2001-01-04T02:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by City Gent \* > \*\*Can I just say at this juncture that this is my one hundredth post? \*\* Only if you promise never to say “at this juncture again” ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/295 "2001-01-04T02:37:17Z")
Yoink!!! ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/296 "2001-01-04T03:26:51Z")
Alright! I have a new plan. I’m gonna wave my penis menacingly at the next person to reply to this thread… hmmm…wait a minute…this thing won’t wave menacingly. I’m gonna flop it angrily…dang… I’m just gonna moon 'ya. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/297 "2001-01-04T03:30:51Z")
I will tell you my life story, not only will that kill the thread, it will probably shut down the SDMB ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/298 "2001-01-04T03:39:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kaz \* > \*\*And out of the thread’s behind comes **Jester** among all the other fun things that this thread has consumed. Look, there’s a couple of knishes! And there’s that puppie we were playing with earlier. Over there I think i see a certain cucumber that looks awful familier… \*\* Hey! Hands off the Cuke! It’s a prop. (I don’t need it…really). ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/299 "2001-01-04T03:45:10Z")
::walks in wearing only a towel, with wives and their other husbands behind him.:: Hey, struuter. Want to go have some fun?😉 ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/300 "2001-01-04T04:06:57Z")
Hi, I’m back, with my monkey. Do you want to pet my monkey? It doesn’t bite, spits sometimes, but no biting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=16)