# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/321 "2001-01-04T16:02:40Z")
Wave **Tymp** ’s codpiece in **Jester** ’s face. That oughta wake him up. Wait a minute – what are you two DOING to Jester? That’s not how I learned CPR when I worked for the Red Cross. You’re supposed to blow in there … and then push on the … Ohhhhhhhh. I see. Hmmm. Help! I can’t breathe! I’m passing out! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/322 "2001-01-04T16:04:27Z")
When the chips are down…or the Jester in this particular case, you can always count on the calm expertise and lyric quoting of capable nurses. Thanks Mermaid. You are a gem. (I will now await the onslaught of naughty remarks about how hot you look in that little uniform.) ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/323 "2001-01-04T16:06:11Z")
Must…stop…posting…Must…get…some…work… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/324 "2001-01-04T16:06:44Z")
\>wonders if Sauron wants a little CPR as well take a number, form a line, we’ll see what we can do ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/325 "2001-01-04T16:08:17Z")
…done ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/326 "2001-01-04T16:08:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sauron \* > \*\*Wave **Tymp** ’s codpiece in **Jester** ’s face. That oughta wake him up. > > Wait a minute – what are you two DOING to Jester? That’s not how I learned CPR when I worked for the Red Cross. You’re supposed to blow in there … and then push on the … > > Ohhhhhhhh. I see. > > Hmmm. > > Help! I can’t breathe! I’m passing out! \*\* This is modern medicine, Sauron. Don’t question Mermaid, she’s the professional here. You think you need cpr? 😉 I’ll see what I can do… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/327 "2001-01-04T16:20:23Z")
\ ::shuddenly!!!:: Gak! Urgh! \ [sub]Actually, a very real concern for me with a stress related BP of, on average, 159/99 and a pulse of 63[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/328 "2001-01-04T16:20:23Z")
Dang… is this thread going to get a mature rating? I’m mature, I can handle this. Watching, that is. _grabs chair_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/329 "2001-01-04T16:20:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*When the chips are down…or the Jester in this particular case, you can always count on the calm expertise and lyric quoting of capable nurses. > > Thanks Mermaid. You are a gem. > > (I will now await the onslaught of naughty remarks about how hot you look in that little uniform.) > \*\* Adjust nurses cap on top of beauty-pagent big hair, reapplies shiny red lipstick, touches up blue mascara and powders her nose. Applies a liberal dose of Ciara perfume. Looks down at white blouse tied at waist revealing pierced belly button and lacey bra showing maximum 38dd cleavage, a white skirt/belt so short that would make even Ally McBeal blush and leaving about 6 inches of creamy white thighs exposed above the thigh high white stockings with the lace around the top. Adjusts her ankle bracelet and the straps on her white pumps with the 4 inch heels. :coos: what this old thing? ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/330 "2001-01-04T16:20:32Z")
Is it too late to play? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/331 "2001-01-04T16:24:39Z")
Quadruple posts aren’t we cool? 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/332 "2001-01-04T16:27:29Z")
Holy Handmade Knishes, Mermaid! I thought nurses were supposed to keep people OUT of the hospital. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/333 "2001-01-04T16:31:28Z")
BTW, could I get a flavored knish, or is that a strictly after the fact thing? ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/334 "2001-01-04T16:31:49Z")
Waaaait a minute … how can we be sure that Mermaid isn’t just some sort of freako SoT double-agent who’s trying to distract us from our sworn duty as threadkillers? I’m afraid I’m gonna have to search you, ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/335 "2001-01-04T16:33:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\*BTW, could I get a flavored knish, or is that a strictly after the fact thing? \*\* Exactly what flavor were you interested in? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/336 "2001-01-04T16:34:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*Adjust nurses cap on top of beauty-pagent big hair, reapplies shiny red lipstick, touches up blue mascara and powders her nose. Applies a liberal dose of Ciara perfume. Looks down at white blouse tied at waist revealing pierced belly button and lacey bra showing maximum 38dd cleavage, a white skirt/belt so short that would make even Ally McBeal blush and leaving about 6 inches of creamy white thighs exposed above the thigh high white stockings with the lace around the top. Adjusts her ankle bracelet and the straps on her white pumps with the 4 inch heels. > > :coos: what this old thing? \*\* Great, now I’m wiping up more than drool from my keyboard. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/337 "2001-01-04T16:36:58Z")
Now this is fun. _cracks open a cold drink_. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/338 "2001-01-04T16:38:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sauron \* > \*\*Waaaait a minute … how can we be sure that Mermaid isn’t just some sort of freako SoT double-agent who’s trying to distract us from our sworn duty as threadkillers? > > I’m afraid I’m gonna have to search you, ma’am. \*\* Tee heee Well if you _have_ to… ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/339 "2001-01-04T16:40:14Z")
Mind Sauron’s hands, Mermaid. They’re likely to slip…what with the goose grease and all. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/340 "2001-01-04T16:44:53Z")
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