# Threadkillers 2001!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/21 "2001-01-01T22:37:38Z")

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Depends on who the fantasy is about? 😃

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/22 "2001-01-01T22:39:01Z")

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::sneaks in::  
Die thread.  
::sneaks out::

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/23 "2001-01-01T22:39:24Z")

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Well in that case bad fantasies can be good fantasies and good fantasies can be bad fantasies, it depends on the fantasizer.

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/24 "2001-01-01T22:40:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \*  
> \*\*Depends on who the fantasy is about? 😃 \*\*

Either way, it’s much ado about nothing. (Unless my girlfriend reads this of course) 😉 whew!

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/25 "2001-01-01T22:41:30Z")

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It also depends upon your definition of “bad”

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/26 "2001-01-01T22:42:33Z")

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and also on your definition of fantasy.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/27 "2001-01-01T22:50:03Z")

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Fantasies? Fantasies. Mmmmmm.

Wait, what’s going on? Did somebody say something? I was a little distracted.

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/28 "2001-01-01T22:50:33Z")

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It could rely on your definition of definition… (was that a stretch?) 🙂

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/29 "2001-01-01T22:50:55Z")

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I noticed that.

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/30 "2001-01-01T22:53:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*  
> \*\*I noticed that. \*\*

I know what you did last summer.

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/31 "2001-01-01T22:55:01Z")

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Yes and didn’t it bore you silly.

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/32 "2001-01-01T22:57:46Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*  
> \*\*Yes and didn’t it bore you silly. \*\*

Not really, the tuba players and the chimpanzee were quite entertaining. 😉

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/33 "2001-01-01T23:00:38Z")

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But how long can you listen to them play “Bring in the Clowns”?

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/34 "2001-01-01T23:01:50Z")

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or “Send in the Clowns”

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**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/35 "2001-01-01T23:03:11Z")

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My favorite is the heartwarming rendition of “Just drag the friggen clowns in already!”

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/36 "2001-01-01T23:07:08Z")

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Not to mention, “Be a Clown”, which is a rip off of “Make them Laughh” or vice versa.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/37 "2001-01-01T23:07:43Z")

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::peeks in and looks around for a Jello pit:: 😃

[sub]that ought to do it[/sub]

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/38 "2001-01-01T23:08:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*  
> \*\*or “Send in the Clowns” \*\*

Me thinks the clowns are already here.

One more post to 200, should I waste it here?

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/39 "2001-01-01T23:09:15Z")

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Gah!!! #$&)(\*@ smilies!

::counts slowly to 60 then clicks submit:: _sigh_

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/40 "2001-01-01T23:11:44Z")

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Hey some people are destined to rule the world, others are destined to be its fools.

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