# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/421 "2001-01-05T02:35:24Z")
Tain’t me Fierra, you can’t kill me…or the thread either… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/422 "2001-01-05T02:37:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*who do you think was the first victim, totoro? I thought that face looked familiar on that thing! \*\* Yeah but I heard he takes 5 or 6 hours to digest :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/423 "2001-01-05T02:38:57Z")
…now here we are at the Taj, what a day. The SO didn’t care for the place,he’s such a bonehead. You gotta admit, it’s lovely isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/424 "2001-01-05T02:47:16Z")
This evil bitch of a thread will never die and we all know it. The only hope that civilization now has is to send me to Mars with all of the SDMB females so that I may start civilization anew. It’s a tough job but I will selfishly take on the monumental task of keeping the human race going. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/425 "2001-01-05T04:00:08Z")
Hi, just checkin’ in to see if this thread has passed on. All the while **Jester** sits back and smiles:D, and marvels at the monster he has created. He is a sick human being, by challenging us to kill a thread, he set forth a feeding frenzy of off the wall thoughts, statements and just pure gibberish. Oh **Jester** , pure genius. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/426 "2001-01-05T04:10:35Z")
“pure genius” my ass. This is nothing but a gratuitous, self-indulgent, let’s see how clever we are, innuendo riddled, knish-covered excuse for a thread. It should be ashamed. That’s right, crawl back in your hole. Go now…scat! ::muttering:: Damn thing! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/427 "2001-01-05T04:18:49Z")
Kinky involves using a feather during lovemaking Perverted involves using the whole damn bird. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/428 "2001-01-05T04:31:34Z")
When in the good great name of Christopher Christ on a Bicycle will this end? I wanna win already. Win win win win win win win. Me me me me me me me. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/429 "2001-01-05T04:39:56Z")
**Mercutio** : not a chance, turd-burgler. You can’t just hop in and think you’ll be “the one.” :rolleyes: So **Mermaid** , how _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/430 "2001-01-05T04:54:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > \*\ ***Mercutio** : not a chance, turd-burgler. You can’t just hop in and think you’ll be “the one.” :rolleyes: > So **Mermaid** , how _you_ doin’? \*\* I’m sitting here wracked with guilt over not attempting to revive you earilier today. I thank God you are all right. :Jake Blues: I was just preoccupied, I had a flat, My car was stolen, I got caught by a train, I swear to God it wasn’t my fault:Jake Blues What can I do to sweeten you up a bit? I’ve got some sno-cone syrup right here, it should do the trick. Mmmmmmmm Yummy ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/431 "2001-01-05T05:04:26Z")
…he never gave a rupee to a beggar in India, but how he loved to take their photos. I believe these particular beggars are from Dharamsala. …Lovely, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/432 "2001-01-05T05:41:56Z")
\*The Mermaid \* > [@](#): > > I said: \*\*So **Mermaid** , how _you_ doin’? \*\* I’m sitting here wracked with guilt over not attempting to revive you earilier today. I thank God you are all right. What can I do to sweeten you up a bit? I’ve got some sno-cone syrup right here, it should do the trick. Mmmmmmmm Yummy \*\* [/QUOTE] I thank you for your concern, belated though it is. As for what you can do, let me offer [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1016798#post1016798), [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1017792#post1017792), and [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1024874#post1024874). What can I say, I’m a giver. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![No\_Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ba8739/32.png) [@No\_Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Bones)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/433 "2001-01-05T05:53:52Z")
What on earth makes these contests so compelling? Is it lottery fever with no prize? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/434 "2001-01-05T06:16:47Z")
The prize has already been discussed: **Odieman** > [@](#): > > Just the knishes Amp, just the knishes… **vix** > [@](#): > > Just the knishes? My god, man! Have you forgotten the glory, the honor, the sexual innuendo??? For the sake of the beast, won’t you make an effort to at least read _some_ of the thread? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/435 "2001-01-05T07:13:56Z")
…And this one time, on the message boards… (please remember: kill the thread, not the poster 😉 ) Damn, that was stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/436 "2001-01-05T08:30:53Z")
If you are not a Unic, please leave this thread alone and dont reply to it ever again. That should keep them away… Wait? Did I type that? No, nnnooo!!! wait… ---
**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/437 "2001-01-05T10:13:18Z")
Will the next person who posts please describe in full detail, with references, why the fickertail prefers the acorns of _Subceiticus Quercus_ over _Anthropial Quercus_? Please do not post here (and waste the time of other beloved posters who await this answer with baited breath) unless you can fully answer this question with helpful diagrams. Thanks you, blast ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/438 "2001-01-05T10:32:46Z")
I had it all ready and the network crashed…guess you’ll have to do your own research! [sub] and after I had spent hours doing those diagrams in ascii too…[/sub] So, anyone for knish? ---
**Author:** ![Kaotic\_Newtral](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@Kaotic\_Newtral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaotic_Newtral)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/439 "2001-01-05T11:34:58Z")
This’ll kill it \*\*\ps -ef | grep Unkillable-Thread root 28325 1 0 Dec 31 ? 0:02 /usr/sbin/Unkillable-Thread \kill -9 28325 \*\* I can’t believe I didn’t think of that before! Shouldn’t be long now…Victory shall be mine. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/440 "2001-01-05T11:59:29Z")
Really cobravert? Are you quite sure of that? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=23)