# Threadkillers 2001! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 1, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015 "2001-01-01T21:16:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/621 "2001-01-07T04:22:39Z")
Okay, that’s probably more than we ever needed to know. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/622 "2001-01-07T04:25:05Z")
That last message would make more sense if it was under **Amp’s** post. ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/623 "2001-01-07T04:27:05Z")
yabadabadabadabadabadabadabayday OPerATor plays a little pingpong I’m the skat man! skibedibbedomdombudumbun-budbudumbum ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/624 "2001-01-07T04:51:37Z")
Oh, look, it’s one of my most favorite shots! This gentlemen, right there, he mistook Mr Elbows for my Dad. Not only did he think this, but he was very hard to convince otherwise. Of course I fell in love with the bugger, though he wasn’t much to look at, had to have a photo. Sometimes I still send him money, I thought he was really lovely. ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/625 "2001-01-07T05:00:44Z")
[Announcement]\*\* It’s official: Posting sensical statements in the Threadkillers thread is not only a waste of time, it’s boring! \*\*[/Announcement] ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/626 "2001-01-07T05:08:30Z")
\>notices that Thread is Alive, Well and ready to start kicking asses and taking names. (never underestimate the power of an aspirin a day) Gobbles up Elusive Miser in one slurp :fierce thread voice: Next? :fierce thread voice: ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/627 "2001-01-07T05:26:02Z")
…and here we are scaling our first Ande. Lovely isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/628 "2001-01-07T05:41:04Z")
/me curses **The Mermaid** for getting him eaten, and for misspelling ElusiveMiser. I most likely misspelled “misspelling.” Put that in your sig line and smoke it! ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/629 "2001-01-07T07:12:34Z")
So the projector is working again? You know, I could go for a knish. Know where I could get some? ---
**Author:** ![Fatwater\_Fewl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/4491bb/32.png) [@Fatwater\_Fewl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fatwater_Fewl)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/630 "2001-01-07T07:52:20Z")
Just passing through. I see you amateurs are still playing kick the can. Don’t worry, I have this threadkilling thing under control. The end is nigh. This is not it. Yet. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/631 "2001-01-07T08:03:51Z")
You weak weak people. I told you how to kill this thing back a few pages ago and yet, here we are. Anyone who posts on this thread has no will. No resolve. Not one bit of self dicipline. Oh wait. I just posted again. Crap. ---
**Author:** ![Tzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Tzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzel)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/632 "2001-01-07T08:39:00Z")
Oh, why won’t it die!? Why won’t the thread die? ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/633 "2001-01-07T08:56:20Z")
I think I am slowly becoming numb from answering to this thread. But I still wont give up. ---
**Author:** ![Plavacek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Plavacek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plavacek)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/634 "2001-01-07T12:09:06Z")
This thread…it will not die. It will not go gentle into that good night. It will not be bludgeoned, stabbed, squashed, burned, scalded, humidified, dried, hijacked, lojacked, cursed, blessed, or enchanted. It is immortal, and 13 pages long. I’ve read 3 of them. Enough, I cry. Make the bad thread stop. It rages, rages against the dying of the light. Listen. You can hear the screaming. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/635 "2001-01-07T14:55:57Z")
…now this is our guide for our Trek to Macchu Pichu. Her name is Maria and she was a wonder. Of course, Mr Elbows and myself, we were the oldest folks on the trek, so we didn’t see much of the group. We were generally far, far behind them. She does this trek once a week, can you imagine? I never, NEVER intend to do it again in my lifetime. But, you have to admit, she’s just lovely. ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/636 "2001-01-07T14:57:34Z")
It’s 7:00am. Do you know where my sanity is at? ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/637 "2001-01-07T16:18:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElusiveMiser \* > \*\*/ > Put that in your sig line and smoke it! \*\* [serious] It’s funny dude, because that’s a better sig line than the one suggested.[/serious] [back to the happy noodle boy] \*\*UNDENIABLE FRENCHMAN! If you don’t rape that cat, someone or no one will do it for you! Surrender your leftover pastrami on rye! I will only lick saddam husseins nuts! Enter through the doors on the left! Jigga what? I kill you dead, Electric booty-man! Oh no, he left me a present! “Kill that man again daddy!” “I Kill you with pain! Pain and even more pain!” ELECTRIC BOOTY MAN!!! [/back to the happy noodle boy] I love jhonen vasquez… and I’m not a fanboy… I think… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/638 "2001-01-07T16:47:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElusiveMiser \* > \*\*/me curses **The Mermaid** for getting him eaten, and for misspelling ElusiveMiser. > I most likely misspelled “misspelling.” > > Put that in your sig line and smoke it! \*\* Let’s see where did I hide that super-mega bong-o-death I had during my college years. \>goes to closet, throws out shoes, boxes, little silver trinker box (oooh I love this) ok no lesssee A ha Yes found it! Puts sig in bong and fires that baby up GASP, AAACK AAACK COUGH, SPUTTER GASP COUGH Damn boy this shit is awful. In fact it smells like real shit. I think I know why, it must be because you are pulling your material out of your ass. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/639 "2001-01-07T16:58:02Z")
\>Walks over to thread gives him a swift kick in the ribs and a smack on the snout with the Big Ass Wupping Stick®. Good Morning, Ya Beast ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015/640 "2001-01-07T17:14:06Z")
Someday, I’m just gonna go apeshit on this threads ass, baseball bat style. Ka-BIZOOM! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=31) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/threadkillers-2001/48015.md?page=33)